Sauce?

she's a sandwich short of a picnic 

I'd enjoy the main too .....

I dont like this menu

Polly 'bobbit' in training perhaps? She stabbed Ray in his sausage 

She's one of those designer victims...silly girl

I do ....so I'll have yours  

too much pre packaged stuff that's hardly fine dining 

Backless dress. Mmmm.

She has a touch of the darkness about her

Meow!!

Asbo woman is annoying !!

I will tip it into one of her Chanel bags and you can smuggle it out

Polly's babyish voice is really irritating me - send her off to put the kettle on 

Good idea ....do I get to keep the bag too  

Yes ....like I say , style over substance

O/T .....I booked my CHRISTMAS food delivery slot today

Strange presentation 

delicate aka frozen 

Yep ....mum went to Iceland

 yes stinking of fish and chorizo 

Oh stop blowing your own trumpet !!

Those teeth need attention but well done her - she looks fab now 

I find it so funny that they make out they have 'found' something in the house and the host (who left it out in plain sight) always seems surprised at their find.

 how organised 

That's ok ....I'll steam clean it

They are all nodding off.

Murdering a Kraftwerk song.

I was just seeing if they were available yet ....and they were Ive ordered a load of rubbish , just to keep the slot ....but will * refine* it nearer the time  

Yes its so staged

She's exceedingly annoying !

I like pork belly .....but it's hardly fine dining !

She's a Nigella-lite person is Polly - food porn is not her forte 

When that guy says "it's lovely" he really means "I'm still going to mark you down".

all very staged !!

Probably 

I was thinking about the Ray story