The girls and the warthog/chef couple annoy me so much

I'm going out on a limb here  but I'm guessing Kelly and mum will have underpaid this place a lot 

Skye has discovered her Xmas fox behind the radiator and is causing a huge draught racing around in circles with it

why would she lie about her breakfast 

Think you a right there...horrid pair

is that your dog?   *I hope it's a dog*  

Yes, my beloved hound

phew! 

drama overload tonight with the drama teacher 

The hills are alive with the sound of music 

 put her on my avi for you

Austrian kuchen are the best in the world  

eh? 

oh you meant skye  awwwww she's gawjuss   Milo sends wooftie kisses to her 

Yes, my Mum used to love the fact that she was slim in comparison with the other Konditerie regulars..as we only visited once a year!

He creeps me out, that slaphead

he's a bit near the knuckle 

I nearly bought a durndal while over there but I didn't like the ones they had 

BTW Skye asked me to show her best side for Milo...so had to change avi..the vanity of dogs eh?

I'm rather glad she didn't do veal 

Well resisted!

what are they like these dogs 

can't believe they thought those were her clothes 

one of my friends keeps saying venison tastes like mud - no idea as I've never eaten it but the red cabbage looks nice 

Chris is not my kind of man...not that many are...cept johnny Depp and that guy from truly madly deeeply

I wanted to unleash my inner Julie Andrews 

maybe in the same way that beetroot tastes "earthy"

I feel inadequate that I can't yodel 

 and what would be your favourite song?

Pud looks nice

ermmm climb every mountain   although I've been known to dress as a nun and sing how do we solve a problem like Maria 

 maybe gargle with Schnapps and give it a go

I'm drooling over it 

OKAAAY..I can relate to the latter but replace my daughters name

thanks for the company Amythist - see ya on the morra 

Cheers Pengy...its been fun, see you soon

I hope you lot are behaving yourself in my abscence