Hello

Not bowled over by this place

She can't join us tonight.

OK 

evening Amythist 

sensing trouble with that pair

she looks a bit like Katie Hopkins which is a bit offputting 

Evening Amythist.

Nooo, that's her on my hit list now!

Yes...came from the same factory by the look of it

pube alert 

The contestants are pube obsessive on this programme.

aren't they just 

Pierre got his trophy, he's well pleased 

 I'm waiting for one of them to bring out the bacteria probe that the Hotel Inspector used to use....bedside tables are the worst apparently

 I think sometimes you are better not knowing!

Jo trying to sound mysterious - she just sounds aloof to me 

Oh dear, Jo can't lower her blinds.

bit of a snaffoo with the blinds - however do they get it up and down 

oh dear instant coffee big no no lazy considering they're in a competition 

Jo would have liked a choice re her bacon.

 Surely you should do your absolute best?

you would have thought so!!! 

Jo moans a bit but her scores are fair.

true  let's see how fair she is when she's marked! 

hate that stuff....lumpy and chemical foaming agents involved

Nigel and his wife are going to be very tactical me feels 

His wife doesn't say much.

I'm a tea jenny.

hope she doesn't zumba us to death 

Effervescent people can be rather tiring.

Botox alert!

I only drink peppermint tea and lemon & ginger if I have a cold 

Safety specs for honeycomb?

drama queen attention seeker 

My tea is strong with a dash of milk.

 I concur.

Sorry...had a visit from my girl who came to raid the chocolate and my CD collection

Unusual starter.

Very meaty and way too much

just gonna say meat meat and more meat might explain why she's not rake thin doing all that zumba that or her classes are sponsored by Mr Kipling