Potatoes , tinned peas and sweetcorn with lasagne  

He's too honest

Packet pasta , tinned peas , bought bread ....not a hoPE of winning

Yes

Crazy innit

Hoovering in the nude ....sounds dangerous to me

No but he has a winning smile and very nice hair

Oh he's a naturist ....not a great look at his age

He has nice eyes 

Not a good look

He forgot to put the butter in the base

 but he has ruined it with the dress

daft boy 

He'll never live it down in the rugby club

Oh dear .....he's likely to be last ...

Oh dear....bless

I will do some catching up on yesterday's and Fiab

Thanks for your company Baz

Thanks for the company Amythist Have a good evening.

FIAB musings:  yours were great btw Baz 

sick to death of hearing about vegetarians 

so it's bonkers Barbs night tonight 

stately home bahahahahahaha no chance 

looks a bit scruffy from the outside 

not a bad price but the additional price of breakfast is misleading - should be included in the price grrr 

the others have sussed Barbara's game plan 

Zen in a B & B are they having a giraffe!!!! sorry Baz 

very basic rooms and bland and they've found a hair   guess the energy wasn't flowing when Barbara cleaned that room 

Mr B's home county Yorkshire 

tandems   Malcomn is a froot loop and his bint just seems to defer to what he wants 

the Welsh couple are having fun on that tandem 

Barbara subservient my backside 

they do a lot of wakes   there's money in death 

I think I'm an 8 in numerology 

why not just add the price onto the cost of the room doesn't make sense 

agree about the lack of menu 

what's the difference about having stars???

veggie sausage looked rank 

they've all fallen for Barbara as a host - bet she returns to norm tomorrow 

we're back to the debate of how can they call it bed and breakfast then charge extra for the breakfast or do they did they do a cereal/fruit option that I missed?

I agree that nick nacks are dust collectors 

doubt they'll want to go back when they work out how nasty she is 

Nice musings Pengy How is your sister ?

CDWM musings:

I've attracted 2 trolls who keep trolling me on twitter because of my tweets about CDWM 

I love the way Steve talks - pot noodle off me now   do it now in a minute 

how can they expect or gauge what someone is like at cooking if they don't know them 

nope banoffee pie is so not Italian   rubbish hand action there   old fashioned whisk - I've got one of them in a draw somewhere 

surely that should have had melted butter to bind the biscuit? 

taste test from uncle Carlo 

rocket fuel wine 

yuk pre grated parmesan   smelly feet cheese 

soup boring 

I hate that expression - smash it 

what the feck is Ainsly wearing - a jumpsuit - went out in the 80s and should never ever be allowed into fashion again 

cheerleaders outfit 

must try that version of soup 

nice but dim crockettes vs courgettes 

OMG he's taken far too many short cuts - those peas look awful 

they didn't have any meaty extras because a lasagne isn't supposed to have extras except what individual families may or may not put in them 

yuk!  Hoovering in the nude 

why would you want to hoover in the nude in the first place? 

Ainsley of the silly head dresses is a pain in the posterior 

very low marks but hardly surprising 

No surgery needed thank goth - her bowl is really inflamed and it keeps expanding and bursting or something along those lines.  She'll have to change her diet radically - no wheat and stuff like that - she should be released tomorrow or the day after 

Jamie's comfort food musings:

Oooo that cake looks yum 

Jerk ham egg and chips - interesting

the ham is chilling out    

5 scotch bonnets 

the flipping ham is going to be positively horizontal what with chilling and the amount of booze in that jerk paste 

I was thinking pineapple with it  but yes it does go together (I lubbs Pineapple) fresh that is 

chuff up the edges of your wedges 

battered up pineapple as a crude chutney   but you can keep the fried egg 

waffer!!! wafer thin 

that cake looks amazing chocolate crispies and nougat 

calorific overload   OMG I used to make them for my mammy those rice crispy cakes 

this is cake porn   

gosh his girls have grown tall   the older one Poppy really looks like her mam 

I'd eat the kebab without the chicken 

waking up the flavours of the spices 

he whizzed the mangos not wazzed them 

bubbles of joy   kiss the flatbread with hummous 

Bumpity bumpity bump  

evening 

Hi there 

I liked Angelsey

Not so keen on cleaning fanatic

Here we are....veggie bashing *girds loins*

it's not just the vegetarianism which I don't think will go down well but they're into some new age stuff that not everyone appreciates 

Hi Pengy & Amythist  

true...easy to scoff at if you are a furrow plougher

Looks a nice place 

I don't mind who wins as long as its not yesterday's !!

Oh the whole thing is veggie

yes, but i think they might

what's the young lad's obsession with wizards?  Dumbledore vs Merlin? 

Where is this ....I missed the start 

So they give the room with the lowest ceiling to the tallest guest 

So do I .....cos they will probably find a reason to underpay everyone

Bridport in Dorset I think