Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Is he married ?

I do like his eyes - the rest of him not so much 

yes someone apparently was daft enough to 

Fondant Potatoes = Wasteful.

I can't repeat what my London cabbie friend just said about him 

Yes

I would have said to himself.

He's going to win , isn't he  

Well he certainly loves himself !

Let's hope a couple of the courses don't work with all guests and his "entertainment" puts a dent in his evening.

think I'd prefer him to win rather than the cruise lady Joanne/a 

I admit it's a close call between them both.....but I think he wins the grrrrrr race by a whisker

We can hope .....but as he seems to be taking the tweets well I'm guessing it's cos he thinks he's got the last laugh

Don't think much of either the size or presentation 

Beth looks like an elongated purple Quality Street sweetie #cdwm#comedinewithme

her reply to me:

@penguinoni Taking that as a compliment cos the purple one is my favourite...

He's a bit OCD imo 

Anyone order a can of worms ? As ones just been opened at that table 

He's taking small to new levels !!

Beth's seems to be in a dress a size too small!

Was there something on the plate?

You should have been here another nught ...they were falling out

Broad shoulders, but still takes offence and has to go on about it.

those meagre portions will count against him 

Only if you have a magnifying glass

they may do again with this entertainment!

Hopefully

I really don't want to see David's camel toe 

Just what you want to see not !!

I would mark him down heavily for this dreadful entertainment which is NOT dinner party fare.

I don't eat large portions ...but his are stupid !

I agree !

Baitch !

I so hate him.

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