did I tell you this is giving me nightmares about a visit I took to an island called Suomenlinna outside Helsinki they had a doll museum and I didn't think I'd make it outside alive 
did the curator have large hands too
did I tell you this is giving me nightmares about a visit I took to an island called Suomenlinna outside Helsinki they had a doll museum and I didn't think I'd make it outside alive
did the curator have large hands too
she was seriously a dead ringer for Tubbs from A league of Gentlemen
That sea salt contains additives...he should use Maldon if he knows what he's talking about
he's such a pretentious git - curry paste and pure distilled water 
He's right about her trying to Alpha it about
What a cheery chap.
NO GM foodies in this programme because 
...conversation killers
Cancerous rats don't go well with eating beef
Enough to put you off your grub!
Cancerous rats don't go well with eating beef
Enough to put you off your grub!
He'd have got the beef over his head !!
someone should tell him just because your eyes open in the morning, your mouth doesn't have to open as well
He'll be single for ever cos could you imagine his pillow talk 
Cancerous rats don't go well with eating beef
Enough to put you off your grub!
Grubs will be all we get to eat in the future so I heard on the radio
someone should tell him just because your eyes open in the morning, your mouth doesn't have to open as well
He'll be single for ever cos could you imagine his pillow talk
No, no, not going there!!!!! *sticks fingers in ears*
why didn't the ice cream fall on his head? 
Cancerous rats don't go well with eating beef
Enough to put you off your grub!
Grubs will be all we get to eat in the future so I heard on the radio
Well seeing as we are supposedly getting invaded by giant slugs , giant spiders and giant daddy long legs we won't go hungry
Cancerous rats don't go well with eating beef
Enough to put you off your grub!
Grubs will be all we get to eat in the future so I heard on the radio
Well seeing as we are supposedly getting invaded by giant slugs , giant spiders and giant daddy long legs we won't go hungry
Yum, cant wait
he really is a plonker Basque chicken = dressed chicken
Cancerous rats don't go well with eating beef
Enough to put you off your grub!
Grubs will be all we get to eat in the future so I heard on the radio
Well seeing as we are supposedly getting invaded by giant slugs , giant spiders and giant daddy long legs we won't go hungry
My dad collected some conkers for me today - to keep the spiders away! According to youngest sons' GF, spiders don't like conkers.
Apparently it's true, they don't like horse chestnut oil.
Cancerous rats don't go well with eating beef
Enough to put you off your grub!
Grubs will be all we get to eat in the future so I heard on the radio
Well seeing as we are supposedly getting invaded by giant slugs , giant spiders and giant daddy long legs we won't go hungry
Yum, cant wait
when I was a child I'd often ask mammy what had we got for dinner and she'd say bees knees and spiders elbows
Cancerous rats don't go well with eating beef
Enough to put you off your grub!
Grubs will be all we get to eat in the future so I heard on the radio
Well seeing as we are supposedly getting invaded by giant slugs , giant spiders and giant daddy long legs we won't go hungry
My dad collected some conkers for me today - to keep the spiders away! According to youngest sons' GF, spiders don't like conkers.
Apparently it's true, they don't like horse chestnut oil.
*grabs broom and gets ready to bash the tree up the road to get some*
Cancerous rats don't go well with eating beef
Enough to put you off your grub!
Grubs will be all we get to eat in the future so I heard on the radio
Well seeing as we are supposedly getting invaded by giant slugs , giant spiders and giant daddy long legs we won't go hungry
Yum, cant wait
when I was a child I'd often ask mammy what had we got for dinner and she'd say bees knees and spiders elbows
My mum used to say love on toast 
Cancerous rats don't go well with eating beef
Enough to put you off your grub!
Grubs will be all we get to eat in the future so I heard on the radio
Well seeing as we are supposedly getting invaded by giant slugs , giant spiders and giant daddy long legs we won't go hungry
Yum, cant wait
when I was a child I'd often ask mammy what had we got for dinner and she'd say bees knees and spiders elbows
Cancerous rats don't go well with eating beef
Enough to put you off your grub!
Grubs will be all we get to eat in the future so I heard on the radio
Well seeing as we are supposedly getting invaded by giant slugs , giant spiders and giant daddy long legs we won't go hungry
My dad collected some conkers for me today - to keep the spiders away! According to youngest sons' GF, spiders don't like conkers.
Apparently it's true, they don't like horse chestnut oil.
I will try that..
Cancerous rats don't go well with eating beef
Enough to put you off your grub!
Grubs will be all we get to eat in the future so I heard on the radio
Well seeing as we are supposedly getting invaded by giant slugs , giant spiders and giant daddy long legs we won't go hungry
My dad collected some conkers for me today - to keep the spiders away! According to youngest sons' GF, spiders don't like conkers.
Apparently it's true, they don't like horse chestnut oil.
Oh , I neveR knew that
Cancerous rats don't go well with eating beef
Enough to put you off your grub!
Grubs will be all we get to eat in the future so I heard on the radio
Well seeing as we are supposedly getting invaded by giant slugs , giant spiders and giant daddy long legs we won't go hungry
My dad collected some conkers for me today - to keep the spiders away! According to youngest sons' GF, spiders don't like conkers.
Apparently it's true, they don't like horse chestnut oil.
I will try that..
