vile jellus bullehs just cos I have a celebrity stalker 

 I'm sure you can handle him.

"At a funeral" 

What is Victoria wearing?!

Louise's face is so tight and shiny it's like paper and in danger of being ripped 

I think she had a clef palate as a child due to the way she speaks 

Rofl  

Too much Botox ?

 i agree on both points.

model?  no chance she probably paid for those photos at one of them dodgy photo shops and what's with her eyebrows? 

Oh dear ...her puff pastry is so well cooked that it didn't puff

yep far too much for one so young to do that to herself 

 She'll have paid to have those pics done. No way she's been a model.

I'd eat the main , but it's hardly exciting

I agree

 Very common nowadays.

Pony woman is really quite horrid!

first night host is so bitchy she needs a slap with a brick 

Snap !! 

She's a biatch.

She's a CAH !

she went in determined to mark lowly 

Hahaha, Loiuse is beating Victoria.

Oh good ....at least she's beaten Victoria

Kangaroo Not many of those in Yorkshire

I've never eaten kangaroo.

Me neither.....but I'd give it a go...

Andrew is a pain.

Chris is a pain , but so is Andrew and he will probably win !!!

 I'd need to get images of Skippy out of my head first.

Does Andrew only wear check shirts?

He's another one determined to dislike it and will mark him down on principle !

you'd eat skippy 

You can be sure of it. Food snob and tactical git!

they should be banned unless you're a lumberjack 

 I second that.

Well I already eat Shaun , so yeah