Why twice roast lamb ???

Don't have a clue.

I had to look that up and I take it we're talking about Julia in the red dress?

I like that the two PITAs are annoying each other.

Yep  

Yes  

I keep singing that hymn oh come oh come Emmanuel 

8 ! Red headed girl is easily pleased

Too much butter in that mash.

he's such a pretentious eejit and I bet the others don't give a stuff that it's produce from France 

Come to think of it ....noses are defo in ample supply with all of them  

Can you ever have too much butter

No  

 Which will annoy him no end.

Why is he wearing trainers !

someone should tell him that carrots don't grow in meadows - everyone knows they grow on snowmen  

That souffle mix looks rank !

Julia when her hair colour was slightly lighter 

Yes! There was too much in that mash.

 They could be twins.

Hi....just got back in laptop decided to update

I hate sloppy mash ....I like mine lumpy

it's come from Versailles don't you know and there's no steak knife 

Lol I got locked out a few minutes ago!

 I use a ricer - no lumps.

 Dont let John and Greg hear you say that

He used a stick blender which makes mash gloopy...MERDE!

Mr B always reckons if the steak is cooked properly you  shouldn't need a steak knife  

I hope they all tear into Julia and hopefully Emmanuel comes third   or last 

Lol....he's last

agreed but madam didn't think it was cooked to her standards and needed one 

Gregg is a greengrocer and shouldn't be allowed to critique on Masterchef.

Apologies, Gregg is a pet hate of mine.

I'm guessing you won't be championing him on SCD then

That would make me happy.

And me