I like the pud ,..and the main ...

Me please.

Yes.....and don't worry ....I'll have yours

Never mind it dissolves your teeth on impact

Coming up ..... 

Einstein spoiling us with his revelations that you need to cook it right 

I agree about the crackers.

Shame about the pavlova.

Rofl

I could eat everything on her menu.

Her menu is fairly simple ...but it's right up my street 

Ditto

Thank you.

I would slap Joe !!!

me too minus the pancetta and the pork

blokes who call their wives/girlfriends the 'missus' need slapping with a brick 

You have to wait for the adverts to take a bite though ....it's hard to post with jammy fingers

Blood !

He has a resemblance to the Yorkshire Ripper which is a little offputting

Chris on the other hand could probably sell me anything

Oh dear, underdone pork.

she's mucked that well and proper - pork is so dodgy you have to cook it right 

Uncooked pork....Defo no no !

my boss calles his wife "Wifey" which makes me cringe

 No problem. *waits patiently*

her pan wasn't hot enough which if it were, the thin slices she had would have cooked properly 

Otherwise there can be nasty consequences.

Lol....

This is not going well for Polly.

Yes ....

It would me too

Disarrrrrster darling

16 is better than she deserved to be honest 

Low score, but probably deserved.

  he does 

Shame she messed up , cos I liked her menu ....but TBH I wouldn't even have eaten the potatoes if the pork had bled on my plate

EWWWWWW , glad I dont eat pork

Hope he wasn't working for Phones 4 U 

Good to see he has Maldon salt...I'm a recent convert

How was your doughnut Yogi ? Mine was yummy