Burlesque lady seems the nicest ...I reckon all the others will be tactical !

cheese anyone 

I've never seen it served with pasta, it's always been as you described.

Hi Amythist  

"When the boot's on the other foot" because his other foot is in his mouth 

 That's a very specific dislike. Hi Amythist.

Oooo good marks ....and not tactical after all Mind you I reckon Phil will turn now !

Fair scores from the other two and Charlotte didn't score him as low as I expected.

a face that needs a slap 

Him with the hair is actually quite good looking ,,,,if he had a better haircut

Two slaps...........just for balance.

the children's writer - yep he is 

What's the face painting all about?

No idea .....but he's going to turn a bit nasty I think ....

She's supposed to look like that you silly woman ,...it's a mug shot !!

 ok, well pink/yellow/golfing/beige/and taupe are equally annoying  Yogi

Seems like he is going to be very competitive/tactical.

 Lilac is one of my favourite colours so I'm relieved you are not just lilac-ist.

Ditto  In fact I'm wearing a lilac tea shirt right now

Grrrr and doesnt he know it...I bet he snips a millimeter off his facial hair with a pair of nail scissors every morning....and leaves it in the sink

Richard Gere

I predict this is not the winning menu.

I must admit, that had crossed my mind.

They're not honest ....they are rude!

first night man is turning nasty just for a change

don't think telling them the ingredients made the main any more appealing 

You have put a lot of thought into this.

Puss cat licking the plates 

Nothing against lilac at all...its the casual metrosexual combo in a man with swept back hair

You really don't like him , do you  

Charlotte gave her an eight.

Charlotte is actually marking quite highly ....it's the guys who are being tactical IMO