No worries.

Is it compulsory to be orange in Essex ! 

He's certainly cooked  

It would seem so.

His forehead is Botox 'd !

I bet that hypocrit eats lamb but doesn't see lambs bouncing around 

At least he has tried to cook something a bit different.

yes and piggies and moo cows etc too

was waiting for the first one to say totes amaze - good job not amazeballs 

Yes 

"Designated coconut" 

plonking a curry in a circle of rice doesnt do it for me...there needs to be variety

I think Gary senses competition

I agree ...lousy presentation 

I meant he hasn't gone for those dishes that keep coming up week in, week out.

Why is she wearing a wedding dress

I like gammon steak but not for a dinner party.

Menu of Gary looks very ordinary

I was thinking the same.

Has to be a first ...no lamb

This menu is pants for a dinner party.

Yes ....calling it 80s is a cop out !

true Yogi...but a few tweaks and some better presentation would have given him the prize

bet she can't wait to get her laughing gear round that quiche 

 I agree with you.

 goat being the closest !

but was it sprinkled with origami  like Gary put on his quiche the eejit 

I read that as goat being the closet  

I'm seriously getting worried about you Baz 

Princess isn't going to like anything 

holiday camp rep ...boom boom

In this case, I don't blame her.

The only one who isn't a baitch is the first girl ....

£3500 for a night at a hotel - shut the front door indeed 

more money than sense 

that meal looked pretty rank