Purple mash.

but it tastes lovely 

oh dear ...that is low Is this the episode where Lisa and Mario make an entrance ???

I think I'll pass ta ...

 Oh no!

That looks gross  

my friend on twitter said the young lad looks like one half of the proclaimers 

that starter looks rank 

Mr Ben theme

So does the main !!  

that spring onion mash should have been binned not eaten 

Starter and main were horrible.

Her meal is dreadful....but Darren is just plain horrid!

One woman with 3 men, that isn't usual on CDWM

he's vile grrrr 

inventive but as can always happen, it backfires and the food was poor 

Darren scored her higher than I thought he would ....

yep and she's going to make a point of marking him really low 

Which one is Darren?

big fat Al Murray guy 

Darren lives in the Mailbox complex   posh 

Thanks Pengy. 

I don't like him!

Evening ....just back in from the beach and a sea swim

Darren is 

Pity he isn't  

Mario and Lisa...how cheesey

Evening Amythist.

Was the sea cold?

Well I'm totally bowled over ...not  

Brrr Hi Amythist And yes, he is! 

they haven't got a clue who Mario & Lisa are 

Why are they there - pointless pair.

Exactly !

Hi Yogi..no this year its been pretty warm 16 degrees

Only blondie

Oooo he can give it out , but not take it ....there's a surprise !

should have got Mario to serve up custard creams 

He he ...they are giving it large  

Yes ...

He hasnt got a clue has he? I guess if he thinks lisa and Mario are celebrities...says it all.

The pudding is naff ...

 I'm going to have nightmares.