short and curly parsley - nooooo should be flat leaf all the way 

both blokes are going to mark tactically aren't they? 

Don't fancy the pigeon course.

well you can just sit there in your tweeds, flat cap and hunter wellies 

well you can just sit there in your tweeds, flat cap and hunter wellies 

 I only have cheapo wellies - but they are jazzy ones.

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Male chauvinist porker !!

 I only have cheapo wellies - but they are jazzy ones.

you'll be in the cheap seats then 

you'll be in the cheap seats then 

I hope you've renewed your passport Yogi ....looks like you might need it after next week  

I hope you've renewed your passport Yogi ....looks like you might need it after next week  

  and no access to B & Q unless you pay more for their goods - doom and gloom I tells ya, doom and gloom 

  and no access to B & Q unless you pay more for their goods - doom and gloom I tells ya, doom and gloom 

 No Baz, NOoooooo!!!!! There will be a last minute swing to the NO's and save the day - or you will have to put up with me  for months.

 No Baz, NOoooooo!!!!! There will be a last minute swing to the NO's and save the day - or you will have to put up with me  for months.

Shurrrruuuup you witches  I am having kittens up here, just thinking about a YES vote is giving me an ulcer!

you could always move south 

(p)Rick thinks he's funny and intelligent enough to pull the wool over the others eyes but he's been rumbled albeit too late 

Awww Don't worry ....although of course you might not even get CDWM ...or Jaimie ...come the revolution .....

that was a rather phallic looking butternut squash 

that was a rather phallic looking butternut squash 

 That would be the last straw, I'd have to move down south and apply for English citizenship!

Don't tell Mr Yogi I said that or he'll be putting the house up for sale in the morning.