that's a very small intimate table for 4 people 

Just a bit I hate being cramped at a dinner table ....I don't like people invading my space  

that teacher is such a bellend eejit 

Teacher is a pain !!

Pudding is nice 

apart from the hair  

Blonde lady is the nicest ....

not bad score but not great either - too much tactical marking 

Yes, but guys are going to be grrrrrrr ,

Hope his fondant fails !!

Glad I blanked it out...not a success

yes, may it be stuck in the pot and dry as a bone

Ooo I like lamb's kidneys ...so I will have yours twos 

hope it flops grrrr and his attitude stinks 

slam in the lamb

Yes ...some host he is !!

Tacky bedroom ...

Tracey may live in her own world...but she has sussed this geezer out

Some teacher he is ! How intolerant !

But he's a snob dont you know 

Well he has no right to be ....

His presentation is quite good though ...

she certainly has 

 I'm sure "the masses" would find his lamb amazing

I remember this teeth conversation 

Rofl ....she's mad  

Drat ! They worked !!

darn it - his fondants were good 

Drat runny fondant

Drat !!  He's winning  

Snap all three!!!

Is that you on a'norse in your avi Amythist? 

tis so Pengy

cool 

He's a bit feeble

yuk to the main 

Considering he's so picky ..he's not much of a cook !! And those balls  are huge !

those balls might have stood half a chance if he'd have cooked them in the oven 

yes on both counts...its a bit pathetic real[y...and no right at all to be so critical