even Carmen's fire alarm had to get in on the act - warning that the dessert was rubbish? 

Pity she beat Martine ....although food wise it's probably justified

Noooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!

Disgusting.

is that marinade a jar of dolmio? 

So, saliva with the marinade then !

This girl is useless in the kitchen.

Cooking by Dolmio

What a divvy!!

that oven door is minging and the meal is car crash waiting to happen 

She is a chump.

OMG!

This could another car crash night.

You think ?

This is like a Channel 5 version of CDWM

Meoww 

Good one Martine 

Yes

Yes, bullying and everything. 

I've just come from work 

I went out for a Chinese last Saturday and took photos of some of the food I had. Must upload them to this or another thread at some point.

Standard practice it appears ...for C5 that is

Starter is massive.

Size of that starter  

Oh shut up Carmen !!!!

Monica needs to shut up.

edit: I meant Carmen.

Hanging starter

Not for Jaws, he's loving it 

that starter was way too big - they'll be full before the main

Carmen is biatchy about Martine - jealousy???? 

Yes

What a hideous mound of muck

 He likes his grub.

Yes ....on both counts  

He's got a WIFE...wonder what she looks like

She could pull this off by jove!

They seem to like it ....I reckon she's won