Has Wayne come as a lumberjack? 

From experience ...probably

Heart Attack starter...that would be enough for most people for a main!

Size of that starter !

 Possibly

Not in Yorkshire  

I wonder if anyone will do a Barnsley chop

 Very true

 PMSL Lived there for ten years..never had a meal like that...but we were mostly impoverished students

that were a sirloin steak wi'a bourbon sauce 

Even the bowls are massive

 It were.

That blonde Yorkshire is playing tactics

That kitchen is very dark

Let's just say that when I went to visit Mr Baz's relations I didn't eat for a day before , and a day after.....cos leaving anything on the plate ...or refusing anything was seen as bad manners  

I've never been to Barnsley - then again I've not been oop North much 

Not playing to win then, Southerner

Think I will give the starter a miss

He says 'bayyyycon' the same way as Mr Yogi.

Barnsley is down south to me.

I am surprised EC isn't  here

Blimey Baz, that sounds like my visit to the Czech Republic with a former amour

Pet cemetery in the freezer. 

OMG

I don't like any of this meal.

ROFL....it sometimes felt like it  

this meal is physically making me want to boak  

Me neither....let's leave it for Bethni

She is very strange...and puts me off my food completely

not a winning menu

 Good idea.

NOooooooooooooooooooo I don't like taxidermy 

This is a ridiculous starter.

Good grief ....how strange is that starter

I might have to leave the room for a while

Give me the silk purse any day

 Okay