Well we've got soup ....albeit strawberry  

I'll pass 

I don't remember this lot.

hello diners

she is having a laugh

Sausage surprise ...first meal my daughter cooked

 I hope it was better than this one looks.

Hi Amythist  She's a right nutcase

Kendal Mint Cake

I would give her "meal" a swerve

All I can remember is that we had to have for about 4 days running !!  

so the sausage surprise is a sausage casserole with cheap and nasty ingredients 

Hi Amythist.

I love Kendal Mint Cake ...but I will give her meal a miss too

Whats she giving them to drink? Chilled Bovril?

the whole meal is a disaster 

evening Amythist 

why does having tatts on your arms make you a lesbian? 

 Wouldn't surprise me.

That was assumed about me in the 80's when I wore my green dungarees

He is a div.

Dreadful hair for a hairdresser

It was short hair in my day

What a classy conversation !

Her idea of "normal" isn't the same as mine.

why would you want to talk about bowel motions during dinner? 

PresentAtion isn't her forte either  

Something dodgy going on with auburn haired girl's eyebrows.

Nor mine !

But it's normal , dontcha know !

She is a lairy loud gobshite.....but what I find offensive is her talking with her mouth full

Is anyone getting cogs ?

I got kicked out 

She would have got a 5 or below from me ! 

And I got stuck !

Yes Baz, very coggy

Michael is a pretentious knob 

He is a pretentious fart isnt he?

How many times is he going to mention the queen  

 knob fart snap Pengy!