Goodness he's a prat!! 

I like Fran's dress 

he's wearing a pink shirt 

that broth looks rank 

Did he know Franz josef personally 

What a pair they are !!

Some carver !! And that beef looks very dry ...

that tafelspitz is enough to start a world war 

he's not made much of an effort with the veggie dinner - I'd be disappointed with it 

Isn't Austria European? 

.....

It was the last time I looked

that meat looked crucified 

 Looks like something I would ruin.

you could be on to something there  

Ouch ....they are both as bad as each other ....he's arrogant ..and she's ignorant !

he knows all 

The chubby one looks drunk.

...and I like meat well done , but that was even too dry for me

He's drawing then

Lol....they've tied !!

same marks as Amanda 

Yes  

Well put 

I hate asparagus 

I'm not the only one to forget ingredients then 

I would like her soup ...but it's simple ...and as for fish pie  

insipid soup and a pie - the height of fine dining NOT 

I'll have yours ...I love it

I don't mind it but cant ever cook it right

Rofl 

Phil is the nicest ....but he's a divvy

That dress is a bit ott

Talking about death at the starter 

I usually get as far as the main before people start thinking about their mortality 

fishy fish - bit to overpowering and usually suggests the fish isn't that fresh doesn't it? 

Yep.... Chubby is drunk again 

Lol at the wedding thing

Lmao

Thank goodness that wasn't a hair....