someone should tell her female dogs don't cock their legs 

I don't like her ....but I love the view from her balcony...

I thought that ..

I agree about the bag and taxi

Whoops

Cracking comment.

You can't polish a t*rd, but you can wrap it in parma ham.

Yvonne's floor is very clatty 

Yvonnes gonna hit the blonde bint in a moment 

Yes  

Joan Collins is held together with latex, silicone and gaffer tape, with a glazing of trowelled on make up.Why would you want to look like that? 

Well everyone has cleared their plates , except her

Exactly  

Ear plugs  

Here, have a Snickers.

Tell me doesn't win !

Good.

oh dear very low marks 

Oooo good ...only 20.... I would have given her 6 too 

 @ everyone being glad she got a low score.

I agree with redhead there - I am not a wrestling fan.

meh!  seafood starter 

we iz eebil 

He has to be careful how he cooks that as pork can end up dry otherwise 

Three down , and no lamb so far

Don't fancy the starter.

That pudding looks 

Yes, but as long as there is plenty of crackling

 Surprising, as they are in Wales,

why do people always confuse spicy with hot? pillocks 

Not like the pudding or the starter 

I'm sure it will come

Mike's cooker is minging 

Ooo she was sick

Yes  

To be fair, I felt sick on her night and I'm just watching.