I never realised a blackberry was exotic 
what were our nicknames? Mine was titch as a child cos I'm small height wise 
I got called Clyde for ages 
Did you live on the river?
Eh.... no.... I think it was something to do with a Clint Eastwood film 
I never realised a blackberry was exotic
what were our nicknames? Mine was titch as a child cos I'm small height wise
I got called Clyde for ages
Did you live on the river?
Eh.... no.... I think it was something to do with a Clint Eastwood film
Rofl 
I never realised a blackberry was exotic
what were our nicknames? Mine was titch as a child cos I'm small height wise
Yogi was my only nickname. It's my dad's name for me and he still calls me it.
Awww 
sweet
I never realised a blackberry was exotic
what were our nicknames? Mine was titch as a child cos I'm small height wise
I got called Clyde for ages
Did you live on the river?
Eh.... no.... I think it was something to do with a Clint Eastwood film
are you extra hairy like Clyde the orangutan on that film? Or are you just orange? 
I never realised a blackberry was exotic
what were our nicknames? Mine was titch as a child cos I'm small height wise
Yogi was my only nickname. It's my dad's name for me and he still calls me it.
Awww
sweet
I never realised a blackberry was exotic
what were our nicknames? Mine was titch as a child cos I'm small height wise
I got called Clyde for ages
Did you live on the river?
Eh.... no.... I think it was something to do with a Clint Eastwood film
are you extra hairy like Clyde the orangutan on that film? Or are you just orange?
* waits for the answer*
I never realised a blackberry was exotic
what were our nicknames? Mine was titch as a child cos I'm small height wise
Yogi was my only nickname. It's my dad's name for me and he still calls me it.
Awww
Embarrassing when he shouts me in Tesco.
I never realised a blackberry was exotic
what were our nicknames? Mine was titch as a child cos I'm small height wise
Yogi was my only nickname. It's my dad's name for me and he still calls me it.
Awww
sweet
I never realised a blackberry was exotic
what were our nicknames? Mine was titch as a child cos I'm small height wise
I got called Clyde for ages
Did you live on the river?
Eh.... no.... I think it was something to do with a Clint Eastwood film
are you extra hairy like Clyde the orangutan on that film? Or are you just orange?
Oh Pengy.... that's another story
I never realised a blackberry was exotic
what were our nicknames? Mine was titch as a child cos I'm small height wise
Yogi was my only nickname. It's my dad's name for me and he still calls me it.
Awww
Embarrassing when he shouts me in Tesco.
You have all heard about me trying to bath an orangutan, haven't you?
I never realised a blackberry was exotic
what were our nicknames? Mine was titch as a child cos I'm small height wise
I got called Clyde for ages
Did you live on the river?
Eh.... no.... I think it was something to do with a Clint Eastwood film
Rofl
Now I know why you got called Clyde! Funniest story I'd heard in years.
You have all heard about me trying to bath an orangutan, haven't you?
Yes.
You have all heard about me trying to bath an orangutan, haven't you?
No but please do tell ----- left turn Clyde
I never realised a blackberry was exotic
what were our nicknames? Mine was titch as a child cos I'm small height wise
I got called Clyde for ages
Did you live on the river?
Eh.... no.... I think it was something to do with a Clint Eastwood film
Rofl
Now I know why you got called Clyde! Funniest story I'd heard in years.
I've managed to live it down now.
I never realised a blackberry was exotic
what were our nicknames? Mine was titch as a child cos I'm small height wise
I got called Clyde for ages
Did you live on the river?
Eh.... no.... I think it was something to do with a Clint Eastwood film
Rofl
Now I know why you got called Clyde! Funniest story I'd heard in years.
I've managed to live it down now.
You need to tell Baz and Pengy the story, it is hilarious.
Oh shut up Irina !
she's being tactical but as Nick is a bellend I don't mind for once
Oh shut up Irina !
she's being tactical but as Nick is a bellend I don't mind for once
He hasn't a hope of winning, they will all mark him down.
He's right ...she is trying to stir it up ........I'm a actually kind of glad the Gary isgoing to win !
Gary was actually the best of the bunch.
they came joint second
You have all heard about me trying to bath an orangutan, haven't you?
No but please do tell ----- left turn Clyde
I was brought up in Singapore, my dad was in the forces. I decided to help out at my local S.P.C.A when I was free from school... my first day the guy just pointed at this cage and told me to 'Wash'... it was an Oragutan and the zinc bath was against it's cage.... so I filled it and opened the cage. 
Damn orangutan didn't want a bath, it took a fancy to me and grabbed me by the hair and tried to hump me from the back Chinese workers were laughing their heads off and i was screaming like a banshee.... they had to prize the thing off me and it look half my hair...
Then they pointed out the hose beside the tap 
You have all heard about me trying to bath an orangutan, haven't you?
No but please do tell ----- left turn Clyde
I was brought up in Singapore, my dad was in the forces. I decided to help out at my local S.P.C.A when I was free from school... my first day the guy just pointed at this cage and told me to 'Wash'... it was an Oragutan and the zinc bath was against it's cage.... so I filled it and opened the cage.
Damn orangutan didn't want a bath, it took a fancy to me and grabbed me by the hair and tried to hump me from the back Chinese workers were laughing their heads off and i was screaming like a banshee.... they had to prize the thing off me and it look half my hair... Then they pointed out the hose beside the tap
Awwww
Gary deserved the win
well thanks for the company girls and Bethni I'm waiting with bated breath for the story 
lol....she's annoyed she's tied with Nick ...despite her best intentions !
You have all heard about me trying to bath an orangutan, haven't you?
No but please do tell ----- left turn Clyde
I was brought up in Singapore, my dad was in the forces. I decided to help out at my local S.P.C.A when I was free from school... my first day the guy just pointed at this cage and told me to 'Wash'... it was an Oragutan and the zinc bath was against it's cage.... so I filled it and opened the cage.
Damn orangutan didn't want a bath, it took a fancy to me and grabbed me by the hair and tried to hump me from the back Chinese workers were laughing their heads off and i was screaming like a banshee.... they had to prize the thing off me and it look half my hair... Then they pointed out the hose beside the tap
I'm crying with laughter. I love that story.
Thanks for the company, see you later.
You have all heard about me trying to bath an orangutan, haven't you?
No but please do tell ----- left turn Clyde
I was brought up in Singapore, my dad was in the forces. I decided to help out at my local S.P.C.A when I was free from school... my first day the guy just pointed at this cage and told me to 'Wash'... it was an Oragutan and the zinc bath was against it's cage.... so I filled it and opened the cage.
Damn orangutan didn't want a bath, it took a fancy to me and grabbed me by the hair and tried to hump me from the back Chinese workers were laughing their heads off and i was screaming like a banshee.... they had to prize the thing off me and it look half my hair... Then they pointed out the hose beside the tap
I shouldn't laugh at your trauma but...
You have all heard about me trying to bath an orangutan, haven't you?
No but please do tell ----- left turn Clyde
I was brought up in Singapore, my dad was in the forces. I decided to help out at my local S.P.C.A when I was free from school... my first day the guy just pointed at this cage and told me to 'Wash'... it was an Oragutan and the zinc bath was against it's cage.... so I filled it and opened the cage.
Damn orangutan didn't want a bath, it took a fancy to me and grabbed me by the hair and tried to hump me from the back Chinese workers were laughing their heads off and i was screaming like a banshee.... they had to prize the thing off me and it look half my hair... Then they pointed out the hose beside the tap
I'm crying with laughter. I love that story.
I was traumatised, Yogi .. the Chinese workers had even ran for a camera before the helped me... the picture was in the office and everytime I turned up for work they would start laughing again and point at the photo. I hate Orangutans 
thanks for the company ladies, have a nice weekend 
You have all heard about me trying to bath an orangutan, haven't you?
No but please do tell ----- left turn Clyde
I was brought up in Singapore, my dad was in the forces. I decided to help out at my local S.P.C.A when I was free from school... my first day the guy just pointed at this cage and told me to 'Wash'... it was an Oragutan and the zinc bath was against it's cage.... so I filled it and opened the cage.
Damn orangutan didn't want a bath, it took a fancy to me and grabbed me by the hair and tried to hump me from the back Chinese workers were laughing their heads off and i was screaming like a banshee.... they had to prize the thing off me and it look half my hair... Then they pointed out the hose beside the tap
I'm crying with laughter. I love that story.
I was traumatised, Yogi .. the Chinese workers had even ran for a camera before the helped me... the picture was in the office and everytime I turned up for work they would start laughing again and point at the photo. I hate Orangutans
Naughty workers, taking pics instead of rescuing you.
I was pleased Gary won, but I had it on pause due to phone call and stuff. I came in here to see what you guys thought about the show and I lost control of my faculties after reading Bethni's adventures
I was pleased Gary won, but I had it on pause due to phone call and stuff. I came in here to see what you guys thought about the show and I lost control of my faculties after reading Bethni's adventures
Retelling it has brought it all back, Dame...... it could explain why I'm not keen on red headed men with long arms too, I'm scarred for life
Retelling it has brought it all back, Dame...... it could explain why I'm not keen on red headed men with long arms too, I'm scarred for life
aww
I'm not partial meself and I've not had an orangutan trying to hump me read the post out to my daughter and she howled along with me
