My Yogi has Sabatier, Gustav Emil and Victorinox knives - all good chef's knives.
Ooo I shall price them up and see if they do lefty versions 
There are no left-handed knives (says Mr Yogi, and he is a leftie
). He can use all of the above.
excellent information thank you for that 
this is a terribly posh sounding meal
You are welcome.
oooo dear too much mace in the shrimps 
I love lemon drizzle cake.
oooo dear too much mace in the shrimps
And loads of butter!
no you can just tell can't you
I'd need half a dozen.
Mind you , talk about punching above his weight ! Not half!
Chris getting his arsed whipped....
Chris getting his arsed whipped....
Hi Katty.
Mind you , talk about punching above his weight !N'arf she's not what I'd call an attractive 'artist's life model' 
Is that cheap lambrusco he's brought with him? 
Is that cheap lambrusco he's brought with him?
Probably. He took Lambrini to one of the other girls' nights.
She whacked him three times!
Oooh, she was a bit cruel.
he loved it!
not a good start burning the toast
Creepy crawlies.
Chris thinks the gravy tastes like Bovril.
considering the muck Chris served up he's got a nerve criticising everyone else's meals and he has criticised them all 
considering the muck Chris served up he's got a nerve criticising everyone else's meals and he has criticised them all
Exactly!
Chris tightus pocketus - spot on Dave Lamb
Chris' motto is "Spend a little, live a lot" - shocker!
he's tight, self centred, no internal filter, oblivious to everyone else, and not a very nice person and well deserving of his last place
he's tight, self centred, no internal filter, oblivious to everyone else, and not a very nice person and well deserving of his last place
Nicely summed up, Pengy.
