She replaced his real clubs with the sons kids ones  

she swapped his woods with their child's clubs 

chateaubriand very 70s and we get lamb shank again  

I would actually enjoy this menu ....cheesecake and all

First night hosts are very patronising towards these young ones 

Does she want more clam in her food?

Eh ?

Yes.....they're still better than green dress though

Tonight's couple should win, even if their food is not the best.

Yes ....it's a plus that none of the others were expecting much

Carl and Muktar are deliberately finding fault grrrr 

I have that in my local lunchtime eatery, it's a lovely meal. I sometimes have it with mushrooms instead of the salmon.

Karl and green dress are going to be picky!

Snap !

Sounds yummy  

I think the first nights couple are 'swingers'.

It is and I could eat it now.

That sounds like good advice.

"Happy wife, happy life"

Yes....pity Mr B wasn't listening  

 Show him t' thread.

They've won

well hopefully this pair of muppets won't score highly 

After 30 years I think that boats sailed EC  

really

only just got off phone...what have I missed?

Yes ....i'd like them to come last

Well the young couple did a good meal ...and hopefully have won

I want a potato cake NOW!

so we have an Indian doing an Indian meal 

*chucks one amythist's way* 

That's not Indian, but a good choice as I don't like Indian puddings.

I like the first couple

 fanks

"Chartered Institute of Management Accounts" on the wall

did that aloo have spinach in it?  in which case it was saag aloo not just aloo 

They are 'swingers' you know. 

I'm partial to a mango

and pistachio icecream...kulfi?

do you know them personally?  and do you have experience of their services?