so rude 

don't like the pud 

I really don't like her in the green dress......but they are both playing tactics !!

Some of these people have very messy kitchens , don't they 

Nathan values his life too much so he has the sense to say yes dear 

Starter is ok ...but simple ....and yes, she will object to bacon fat !

Yes

Oooo same main !

why on earth would a vegetarian mind bacon juice on her mushrooms  

You don't have dumplings in  bourginione ! 

well according to these eejits you do   and plastic ham on your mushrooms 

Yes ....do they mean quorn ?? 

Plonkers !

on twitter they seem to think she's put luncheon meat on there 

OMG ! Surely not

I hope not 

That looks ok ...but very simple 

Well she ate it ...spam, bacon fat and all

Strange woman 

I don't think their relationship will stand the test of time 

Which ones ....this couple ? 

Is he allergic to wheat ...or just intolerant !

Suzanne is very opinionated !

you can't serve tiramisu with a fish slice 

She did  

I like the cross dresser , but not sure about his misses ! 

think this meal will be a disaster as Suzanne is hard work 

More honeycomb ice cream ....another in thing  

Yes

Poor Simon how are they still together when he's so henpecked 

...I like their meal best though 

errr would that be because you won't let him contribute to anything 

He's as rude as his wife !

Apple cider vinegar as an aperitif  

I'd rather have wine !!

they use that for fighting flab 

Maybe ..and I used to go and get my mum's vinegar bottle filled up from the cask when I was a kid .....proper malt vinegar .....and drink some on the way home .....but I'm not sure I would offer it to my guests if I was trying to win a grand  

Didn't our ancestors eat meat !

butternut squash is lovely grrrr these people have no taste 

She tajes the mickey out of her husbands achievements !!!

Yummy