Margarita shrimp salad  

Yes....and I might be able to eat the starter 

They have some lovely table manners!!

I could eat the main too ....I'm doing ok here

The lamb looks a bit of a mess.

the younger guy with the green face uses his fork like a shovel 

It looks a mess but it must taste nice. It fell off the bone so it must be tender.

I don't like any of tonight's diners .....

I think he's vile. I couldn't eat beside him. 

She is mutton dressed as lamb .....

me  either - Yogz and EC will have a great time with them mind 

Now John is drinking his sweet !!!

Julia has no idea why she's single 

* cough* diners ....not dinners .....but yes .

They are all very rude 

I could probably tell her

what a palaver with those chips 

Yes....why not just darn well fry them!!

Whats wrong with just chipping them and bunging them in a fryer? 

Exactly 

or actifry  

yep I agree - remembers the old chip pans on top of the cooker filled with oil 

I haven't replaced the actifry yet 

  no chips   but think of your figure 

Me too In fact on the very rare occasions I do * real* chips thats how I still do them

Is that all his land

looks as if it is - so he must be worth a bob or two 

That's a huge starter 

It looks like it 

Very basic main , but I would eat it ....

I'm sure racing car driving in heels will catch on 

Hi EC We've left your dinner in the oven

Men are men and women are women... she's quite happy with that 

Not much she can do about it, surely? 

'ello you 

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A bit of a kids party food pudding !