Ok, we have a consensus ... We'll give the cheesecake a miss then

Agreed.

You won't need to photocopy that recipe.

Was Chris sitting in a caravan bedroom?

Ah, tonight's host lives in a caravan.

  cosy  

Mr Yogi wants to buy one (for holidays) when we retire.

I say, "No, No, No!".

Aww, Levi is one of her cows, isn't she?

I have to say that's a rather nice one she's cooking in as caravans go - they're fine for holibobs but wouldn't want to live in one permanently 

tonight's host seems a bit of a plonker 

poor Levi 

yuk dog poo pate 

Did you manage to throw dinner parties while you lived there? If so, I am impressed!

Four pots of cream - calorie overload!

Lol... Well we did have people round , and to stay Yogi

I am suitably impressed.

he's gonna have no room left for the main 

what's amazing about living in a caravan and being a single mum? 

Miss posh voice grates on me too

yes she's gonna turn nasty now her night is out the way 

pig racing 

I'm back! Chris is a glutton.

fancy calling it slop even if you think it is, you keep quiet and biatch about it in the taxi home 

and a lot more other choice words 

I agree with both of you.