I like garlic.

He will have to make sure he cooks the pork well as it can end up dry if not.

I really can't see why he thinks she's a guy !

Hi EC .

evening EC 

Carol is desperate   well she must be to want a piece of him 

crab and prawns 

Hi EC.  He needs to make sure he cooks it well, or they'll all get food poisoning.

He's a local celebrity - in his head.

Hello Baz, Pengy and Yogi

Bono obsessed - never would have guessed that 

that main looks rank 

Presentation is dire.

He's dreadful!

He's an idiot.

Smoking, drinking and tanning and that's what Spain is about is it 

She's right about the smoking and the sun

reincarnated as Bono!!!! doesn't Bono have to be dead before he can be reincarnated as him and he looks years older than Bono 

 A recipe for wrinkles.

He can't even sing !!!

I think so 

And he cannae sing.

she forgot to mention husband hunting 

Usually. I would say he is making a bad attempt at channelling Bonio.

Naff meal !

She wil only pull a cow given her tanned hide.

Why is * normal* always seen as boring !!

Rosalind or is it Roy?

brilliant 

What's the opposite of normal?

Abnormal.

nothing wrong with normal Baz.

I don't know Baz.

I used to get fed up with people telling me to "have a drink and let your hair down". I don't need a drink to let my hair down.

Peas in a paella is a hanging offence  

I'm watching tennis so i'm missing all the fun I am however, enjoying the comments in here  

Rosalind is rather biatchy to Blondie.

I get that a lot at work. I am currently the butt of everyone's drinking jokes. I used to drink as much as everyone else when I was younger and had many a session where the next day was a series of nausea, forced toast easting and paracetamol.

But as I got older I just grew bored of drinking to the point that I am as close to a teetotaller as you can get and happy with it.

ticks me off royally that does 

Hi Bethni. Is Andy still playing?

Me too, Pengy.

Thanks Bethni, I'm on fire today aren't I