And to his ponytail!

Hairs  

yuk 

I couldn't eat it after finding two hairs.

But you are already wearing blue Nikki  

glad to see this twonks meal is going well NOT!!! 

His meal is very boring

Presentation isn't his thing.

What the betting the beardy guy does Jerk !

Cogs !!!

I'm getting cogs again.

nah it'll be some deep south American crap 

3 !

3 was very harsh.

Poor boys then !  

Having said that , I like Deep South cooking ....apart from grits !

I always think that 'grits' sounds like something you would give to a budgie.

I wouldn't even feed them to a budgie ..... 

Oh , he's upped his mark a bit 

what are grits? 

btw apparently dauphin is French for dolphin or so I've been told that's why we keep hearing it with the potatoes 

..they are mushy , sloppy , polenta type things ....I think made from husks ....and they serve them for breakfast. ....with bacon, eggs etc . 

foie gras 

Not liking her menu 

I wouldn't eat it.

She's lost the plot  

What is the servant thing all about?

How rude , telling them that the champers is dear !

Crocodile  

a pair of shoes 

Every time he looked down he saw a pair of shoes.

she's trying to be arty farty and failing miserably 

I'm going to go hungry .....it's yuk !

She's a plonker - and they can't have any plonk until she says so.

...and giving them no booze isn't helping  

I won't be eating any of this.