Hi Pengy  

Nice main ....but not really dinner party food 

Nose-etta of lamb.

Nice starter too ...

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gawd they're a rum lot these people 

She is as thick as mince.

Flowers in my champagne

Nothing different there then ,

 Minced lamb ,

I like the colour of that bedroom 

hibiscus in your champagne is actually very nice 

Not half.

Listen , a flower in there will displace some of my champers .....so I'm yanking it out and topping up! ,

they think Nigel looks like a debt collector on twitter 

Are you feeling better now Yogi ?

I really don't remember any of the other three ... 

It's a bit erratic at the moment but better than I was.

They are funny looking crab cakes 

don't forget to suck any champers that might have soaked into the flower 

Oops!  sorry yes Yogz howzit my bru? 

 He's like one of the bailiffs from that BBC programme.

Awww 

Yes.... 

lordy the follically disadvantaged git guy has a high opinion of himself 

 Up and down, but hanging on in there.

the sheriffs are coming? I like that show - I like Mr Grigson 

But of course  

That mash looks sloppy

 That's the one.

I don't like sloppy mash.

lovely sophisticated table chatter 

Her teeth actually look false

I like the look of the cheesecake thingy 

so it's the guests fault if you don't win 

Fancy marking her down cos she never had mash !

I'd enjoy that main 

His main sounds nice.

Raw meat should go on the bottom shelf of the fridge.