Starter was ok ...

    discrimination against him because he's follically disadvantaged 

American is a bit rude 

STOP SLAGGING YOUR GUEST OFF - THEY HAVE TO MARK YOU.

Which one is American?

No, just against the surgically attached sunglasses people  

Mr Yogi says someone should tell Ben that it's his bedtime and chuck him out.

The one doing the slagging off  

There are only two types of wine - the wine you like and the wine you don't like.

I'm with Mr Yogi .....and give him a bliddy good slapped rear on the way up the stairs !!! 

I thought she was Irish

over cooked duck but then I don't think anything would suit Ben even if it was perfect 

If I was in the room I would chuck red wine all over Ben, followed by hefty punch.

You could be right ...

He's really making me grrrrrrrrrrr big style  

Wow he gave her an 8 ....I take it back

she's not fecking Oirish ye eejit   I thought she was either a Yank or Canuck 

 Mr Yogi agree with you.

Which one are we talking about?

Oh , yes , she could be Canadian  

the one that's just hosted - duck lady 

Dark haired girl who just hosted  

I thought there was a Scottish twang - but what do I know.

She's not a duck I tell you

But she is Quackers...

ROFL ...OK , let's refer to her as the Scottish, Irish, American , Canadian lady  

I hope he lashes up big style  

I'd bet a fiver that last night's host is Scottish.

I've got everything crossed for a disastrous evening. 

Gemma, bringing her own pudding, just in case.

You could be right ....I'm totally confused now ...cos every time someone gives her a new nationality I think, yeah  

Ben is the Mary Poppins of Guernsey   Practically perfect in every way 

NOT! 

Including ones eyes

.

I just hope he's annoyed them all enough that they mark him down  

must admit I did think there might be a Scottish twang - shall be just accept she could be a hybrid????  that covers us then 

Oh nooooooo ....they like it !!! 

Drat, the starter was good.