Yep

that's a large starter 

If you are one of The Borrowers.

I wanted to be a police officer but you had to be 5'2" then and I'm only 5' so they wouldn't take me 

The shame of it - an Italian using shop bought pasta 

Not anymore.

And a tiddly portion!

Hubby has an Italian SiL and Italians pride themselves on BIG portions.

Did he call it 'terrasue'?

i know but by the time they'd changed the rules I'd gone off the idea 

Matt, get your hand off Jenny's thigh.

ha!  he came last - lazy cooks will be shown up 

thanks for the company folks - see you tomorrow 

EC, the green eyed monster.

Thanks for the company, see you later.

Oops, slipped out without signing off

Thanks all 

Sorry I had to leave you so abruptly Anyone watching Jaimie ? 

yep I'm here 

 I'm here too.

Hi Jaimie's gang  

Ooooo that pork looks good 

 Hi Baz.

And toast lamb .....yum yum

hey we haven't had a wazz for ages 

I quite like pork belly ....and I LOVE crackling

 I was getting withdrawal symptoms.

He's slushing as well  

I love lamb. Yum!

wow that's some spice 

State of his hands

Ooooo that pork looks lovely ...I could eat all that  

  think that pork has been kissed for ages - those veg look a bit well done 

State of those windows though ,

 It looks lovely.

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 They are manky.