Describes you perfectly.

In this case , I'm glad  

ooooo tacky patterned busy carpet, big floral walls in bright red and coral and cream striped bedding  <---- needed for the clashing 

Oh yawn 

It's awful ! 

brekki looks OK 

Yes.....

I suppose it's clean though and that's more important unless you're of a queasy disposition like me with clashing décor 

They seemed to enjoy their breakfast.

Oh heck ....they are giving them good marks  

just saying  

some low ones but I bet they'll get near enough the price and win 

I bet they all pay in full, or over 

Yes....and it's not fair , cos essentially it's a con !!! 

It's hard to justify an underpayment, when they are only charging £48.50

true but as Baz says, it's a flipping con 

I agree with you. It's a dodgy tactic and one which will probably ensure a win for them.

Mind you , even a £1 or £2 underpayment translated into % might be enough to do it I've just looked at their website , and I'm not sure they've got any stars or anything 

Randy is using a brick 

I think he should drop it on a couple of them  

I hate that his name is Randy. It's just wrong.

do you know I've actually eaten at Randy's pub in Minworth   can't have been that good as I hardly remember it 

*crosses fingers*

I DETEST the first girl Arrogant doesn't cut it !!!

Ooooo He seems ok though ....especially compared to three of the others ! 

She is very irritating.

conveniently there's an undertakers on the other side of the road - just saying 

he's been watching Jamie cos he wazzes as well 

 The food wasn't that bad, was it?

 I noticed.

She'd get a sharp side  of my tongue ....and a slap !!!  

it's all Randy   to be fair he does seem to know what he's doing which considering he comes across as thick as mince he's not doing too bad 

Can't be all bad then I miss our wazzes 

She needs a hard slap.

I'd like his dessert.

he's clingfilmed everything but himself