But the headboard is wobbly !!!

David the misery reminds me of that old guy off Brookside years ago

Snap

Jane's rigor mortis smile

Oh yes, the one in the bungalow

smoked salmon scrambled eggs is an issue with first couple

ha ha perfect description 

pre-ordered breakfast   they'll be marked low for the shared bathroom 

Yes

....and hairs in the meal  

hair in the muesli

and snotty egg  

 thats the trouble with a buffet..hair could come from anyone

That eggs is gross ....and more hairs !

He brought the cardboard for sure

Considering she was so picky about everyone else's breakfasts there's was laughable !

yuk yuk yuk 

Dave relishing the opportunity to down mark at every occasion 

Viscous from David

Poor marks for cleanliness

true

can't help thinking it serves them right - have they not learnt if you dish it out be prepared to get it back 

I'm cringing....how bad was that!

Young couple are going for the jugular too

I don't like Dave , but I'm happy to see him dishing it out to MRs Picky

they're shocked at how bad the comments are 

So, none of them are staying there either

Duh Jane

Yes And why not ho and actually SEE if the bedhead was loose !!

Even the rigor smile dropped off there

Shoes under the bed

excuse was

Ive got a bad back..so couldnt hoover under the bed

if you know you are going on tely with this then get someone in!l

Exactly ! 

And surely if she had hoovered under the bed she would have felt the shoe !!

oh it's wotshisface's turn tonight 

So he's a wannabe lawyer too 

Yes .....and I don't believe his * I've never done this * 

I REALLY hope the Swedish girl is a brilliant cook  

Coleslaw and curry

Well its Mummy's night really

Pudding sounds a bit heavy after a curry 

not impressed with this menu errmmmm yes it does matter what it looks like - you initially eat metaphorically with your eyes  plonker 

hand mixers are so much better