Yeah ....I love programmes about antiques  

No Amythist tonight ....maybe she's making our tea for us

we can live in hope   I've yet to have dinner as the crow flies so I'm starving 

Oh by the way , I better warn you I suffer from GAD ...so don't you dare upset me Pengy ....or else .

Oooo ..too intelligent to be a market gardener .....how rude !!

tell me about it 

If she's hot a dinner award why isn't she hosting at her place !!

Awards   I've got more than you scenario 

I quite like the wallpaper behind the four poster 

Breakfast looks ok 

David is a twonk and rude 

Yorkshire guy is picky !

except for Dave he's not happy - too many cock-ups 

They are being picky , but one of the main things about getting a best breakfast award must be getting the orders right , surely 

and Jane is complaining again as well   they're a hard lot to please this lot 

Nr B says brekkie looks ok 

you would have thought so Baz - slow down and get it right although this lot would complain just about everything 

is that a hint he wants to try one of them?  tell him to break that wallet open and take you for break there - it's only £130 or there abouts per night 

Dave might moan , but he's marking highly 

bet this place has been well underpaid - I have a feeling there's a lot of reverse snobbery at play rather than being fair 

He's a Yorkshireman ....no hope ! And he wouldn't like the ladies much ....too posh  

Mr B you snob 

Yes...plus a bit of north/south perhaps ...

No , they are too posh ....not him  

Oooo they're going to make Dave pay for that 

I don't reckon they will get full price ....but I think they will now go for the jugular  

just missed this  *wibbles*

don't like the look of this guy's place 

Ello Ello

No 

Hi Amythist Have you brought us tea ?  

you're late   I hope you were making me dinner? 

oh rabbit terrine   hope Katts isn't watching 

Good job Katty isn't here  

I just had a bowl of cornflakes and a banana...

*runs off to find a psychiatrist so they can assist in a claim against Baz for PTSD* 

Bunny 

What's all that brown stuff near the door ! 

I don't want to look or ask 

why can't the young lad eat pork? Is he Muslim?