I'd be useless at that  

yes 

OOO jealous of the young couple much 

I think today's hosts could play tactics ...

Yes  

Am I really supposed to believe that the Nicole Scherzing bint scoffs Cadbury's chocolate sprinkler? #epicfail 

He's quite short 

Eh ?

Oh I like the idea of brekkie til 12  

Sisters 

the advert of Lewis Hamilton's on-off girlfriend in the taxi during the break who got yoghurt on her nose 

Lisa is a bit full of herself 

unless its a pub smelling of stale beer

I agree  

breathe in through the nose and out through the mouth 

Oh ok  

Tragic pretend gardener

Oh yes...yuk ....I was thinking of a hotel or B & B .....I don't do mornings any more  

I would be worried about someone who could lie like that! 

 get you! 

Nice looking full English 

brekkies look OK but Dave doesn't seem to like the smoke bacon 

I like smoked bacon, but Mr B doesn't 

He's going to be annoying too !

Blimey northern git and french mistress have started

It's the only plus of retirement  

Ooo this lot are harder critics than last weeks 

very very harsh comments  yet they all want to stay again 

Anyone know what the room rates are please ? I missed it lll

ha ha it wasn't smoked bacon David you twonker 

Ha ah ...it wasn't smoked  

missed them too sorry 

 grumpy Dave cant tell smoked from unsmoked bacon

I wouldn't expect the smoked salmon to be warm  

One room was £72 I think

silly woman

and another fail - smell of paint made the sisters queasy but the room hadn't been newly painted so what were they smelling? 

I wouldn't have either 

Oh ok ...thanks ....well I guess that's not too bad ...considering the location ....

Themselves ?