Why is he carving her chicken for her ! Not a winning meal  

Is that fur real?

and your frown lines too...shows that you are a thinker

Now that one I can use  

I don't think so ....fake , like the rest of her  

The others are trying to hide it but they are a wee bit jealous of her and her big "hoose", so I can't see her getting very high marks.

 Glad it ain't real.

Better not be

All fur coat and no knickers

I'd say there's an element of that but also don't forget she's been a diva and a pain with their meals not liking this or that or knowing what aubergine is   so maybe a bit of payback 

 Exactly.

She wouldn't get in my house if the coat was real fur.

Count on it  

She's putting Monster Munchies into her starter.

she is unaware how bad she is

yuk yuk yuk crisps, Worcester sauce and packet parmesan cheese 

Probably true ,

totally 

I wouldn't mind if she got a bit of payback.

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deluded mare

She is burning everything.

she's burnt everything 

who is in the lead ....is it the butcher guy ?

Burnt peas

fgs

she is dreadful

he's gonna have scoffed so much chicken there'll be none left for the meal 

Presentation isn't her forte either 

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and the presentation is naff too

She can keep her house...mealtimes must be utter misery there

Good job she did some more  

 When hubby carves the chicken, he does the same. He calls it "chef's perk".

Rofl  

So does mine  

no sauce either, looked very dry

  and why not 

has Irwine got a penguin onesie on?

the other blonde has turned as well 

The other woman has turned all grumpy too tonight 

They were separated at birth.

worra two-faced git Graham is - saying he doesn't like singing and dancing - doesn't seem to have stopped him there 

I thought she would, so I'm glad she can't win.

Snap Pengy I think she's got house envy  

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