And then some !!

He looks grubby !

Cook your own breakfast  

Does the host pay for the curry or do they split the bill?

does he actually have the cheek to CHARGE for the brekkie 

they're challenging him about the cleanliness - a cleaner every 2 weeks 

Cleaner every two weeks ....I don't believe that !! 

Snap !  

I wouldn't even sleep on it if there was a towel over it And I wouldn't use the shower !

really really really bad hosting   why the heck would he actually go on a show like this - it's not like it will improve his throughput - put them off more like 

Gaynor still wants to waited on !!

Julia soon told her 

Exactly...although he might pull in more of the cave dwelling crowd  

an 8 for hosting - are you mad man 

Yes  

2 for cleaning ....but he won't care  

he's getting higher marks than I would give him - I'd not be able to give past a 1 or 2 if I was being very generous 

5 star guy is actually marking quite high !!

Me too  

I know 

he'd be lucky to get a fiver off me 

Where did EC go ?  

He's an arrogant twonk !!

Computer having one of it's turns again. !!!

to disinfect himself against the colonies of bugs we'll all get through the power of television 

he really shouldn't be in this business as he doesn't take it seriously - a lot of the reviews suggested most of his clientèle are unsuspecting people who book through 3rd party websites without knowing this place and I can well believe it  

or maybe his pooter is having one of it's turns again Baz   

....and yes , he's a dreadful host. ..

oh there you are . 

Nice starter ...

The 'glamour puss' is really not very nice looking, I really dislike her look, she should get together with David Dickinson.

tin pan band 

Goats cheese 

Anyone not want their starter ...cos I will have it  

hmmm not sure I like this menu??? 

you may have my timbale 

Or even Janice Dickinson ....but I agree , if you look at her closely all her tanning is taking it's toll !!

*EC slides it over*

I do , so far 

Don't you like it either ?  

Thank you