He doesn't sound British

my brother just said that   hello again

The drag queen is going to be sniffy - you just know it 

I was going to and I forgot 

he also sounds like he's from the Midlands 

they're a great lot aren't they 

this Sunday?  I might watch that - do you know what time it will be on?

BTW because my sister will be here all week and because of the funeral, I won't be here next week 

Oh ok 4.45 onwards

so long as it finishes before Downton, that'll be OK 

I really dislike that bloke Nick is it?  He's rude beyond belief 

vile - I'd have to control my temper and resist the urge not to knock him out 

Awwww Milo's friends are meeting for Border Fest North in Newcastle - I wish we were going and we would have been if Milo's behaviour had have been better at the Central one we went to in May 

I quite like the girls especially Irina 

the soup looks a bit thick - she should have thinned it down with water or stock and passed it through a sieve but Nick is beyond belief 

Oh dear , did Milo disgrace himself ?

I had to bring him home after 1 1/2 hours because he kept barking at all the other dogs and showing his teeth   he stressed himself so much, he was sick 

that's a big no no for me as well unless I'm in a pub then I require a straw 

orbs are just particles of dust 

my internet connection is on a go slow 

OMG they've all given her 4 

why the hell do they get seduced by horrible people just because it's their night?  Of course they're going to be on their best behaviour 

all a bit nasty and all a bit strange that they've given the same mark 

Exactly Pengy ! They wouldn't fool you and I ! In fact, I'd knock marks off for grovelling

he's got no chicken  eejit 

Brummy

N'arf  although they could actually be from the Black country not Brum 

Elvis!!! yeah he fooled me