Thanks all. Hopefully will be in tomorrow 

 shhhhhhhhhh 

I do not know anyone like Andrew...he is not a fair representation of Cumbria   

My son in law in the assistant manager in the firm that supplies local meat to hotels and the public, he served him with the lamb and assures me that he wasn't acting and he's like that all the time  I know the owner of the hotel, he lived near me when we were growing up...I've a notion of phoning him and saying if that was an advert for the Washington he'll have a shed load of cancellations  I know the estate agent vaguely and the other two I don't recognize, saying that I've not had my fingerprints taken lately and its a while since I rustled any sheep 

oh and by the way, his meal looked naff 

 I should hope not - on both counts!

 You ought to have seen the guy on FIAB who came from the county I was born and raised in - he was a complete dumpling. 

somehow I think you're doing an Oscar 

 I knew it wasn't true cos you are a laydee.

Yogi, Andrew was dreadful  What a prat, I've been in that hotel dozens of times and can't renumber seeing him...I shall not be going near it anytime soon..  My daughter is the manager of a well known opticians in town, I've told her next time he is in she's going to burst out laughing...she's now paranoid she will  

I'm not sure about that, but female definitely 

 If I were her, I'd be worried I'd laugh too.

I'm sure next time I'm in town I'll hear him before I see him 

You better hope he doesn't sing at you.

good grief...I would have walked back down the path when he opened the front door tonight 

Pengy, my middle son is popping in to collect a parcel after work. It may or may not be around CDWM time. If I'm late or suddenly disappear, you'll know he's arrived.

no worries Yogz 

Guess who has managed to get home for day 2 of CDWM. 

phew!  I thought I was going to be talking to myself    I do talk to myself but never in public 

Evening btw EC 

Hi Pengy.

Don't like today's cooker  Johnny T.

me either - he's a c***womble   don't like him at all and am hoping he falls flat on his backside 

game terrine - meh! 

I have never heard that before, not even sure what the stars should be 

Agree 

Never been a fan of any terrine.

Hi Yogi19 

  I have phases where I use words and this is my favourite atm

I'll give you a clue - it's the shortened version of a male chicken    for an understanding of it - urban dictionary is your friend 

evening   has son been and got his parcel? 

Not keen on the starter but I'd like the main.

 Thanks. I will look up it's true meaning now I understand the word. 

you can keep the lamb - I'll have the cabbage 

Steak twice a day!!!

His arteries must be super clogged!

He's just arrived. Posting may be erratic from now on.

you'll be shocked  there's 4 different explanations and it came 2nd to Twerking as a new entry in the OED most popular additions 

I love lemon posset 

okay, we'll share.

Evening Rare opportunity to join you live That Welsh guy is driving me mental already and I've only just switched on!

the ones in his brain are I'm guessing 

Ha Ha loud mouth Andrew, that's him!