Me too....although I think I could manage table tennis  

on principal I'd not want to do it 

I don't think the Chinese have any completion with this lot  

Mr Baz just woke up and said ....what a strange looking woman  

Maybe her pigtail gave him that black eye  

Tonight's woman is a bit much ....to strident for me !

I'm beginning to wonder if it's a birthmark? either way she's not just weird, she's freaky 

don't like any of them to be honest 

No , I think the commentator said it was a black eye 

Dominic seems the best to me , at this stage  

I'd hate giving a breakfast order the night before because I might want something different on the morning in question 

is that the captain bloke?

That's the word Wonder what their place will be like ? 

Hair in the milk  

yuk hairs all over the place 

Yes...aNd I will be interested to see his place  

They think she's got a cute face  

seems nice enough for now but I reserve the right to change my mind   his boat should be interesting 

Brekkie looks ok ...

nutters 

that's about all you could say about it 

I like my bacon crispy  

Well, minus the hairs  

I want my bacon left on the pig 

By the way , it's the young couples place that's £239 ....I think this place is £95 

that young blonde lady needs a slap - just because her mother was daft enough to get a poke in the eye doesn't mean everyone else would 

....that's ok ...I will eat yours  

yep I worked that out - don't care where it is a B & B should not be charging that much - that's a hotel price and I would expect 5 star for that price 

I reckon today's lady could be very picky at other people's places ...

I wouldn't even pay that for a 5 star hotel !!

you can put money on it 

I think the only place from FIAB that sticks in my memory , in a good way, is that one on the IOW ...with the Danish?  lady and her grandson ,..

yes yes yes you are right  

I vaguely remember this one ....sort of  

I would happily have stayed there But who was the nasty one in their group ....was that the one with Mrs T ??

the big blonde bird seems familiar however the aliens don't and I'm sure they should strike a cord with me 

I would like the starter ...