The lack of hanging space isn't good - nor is the wobbly loo.

Its a pretty pub but the rooms arent anything special. Shower/bath in the room is not good.

Yes....I must check mine

everything is nicer with chocolate

 I'll be checking mine too.

he isnt going to get away with anything

 True.

They are all gunning for him.

I would enjoy the task

Hairs do tend to cling to fabric even after a thorough wash and dry.

 I would just eat the maltesers.

I suppose it's not quite so bad, when it's your own hairs.

o/T .....I went to buy my daughter some Champney's stuff today ( it's her birthday next week) and Boots had a 3 for 2 offer ....so I'm now sporting the most gorgeous hand lotion....it smells gorgeous    

True  

If you live with a dog then you just get used to it....cats even worse.

No....although I don't think I've ever checked the bedding in hotels the way this lot do .....nor the plugs !!

No drawers either,..not good !!

Looks very cramped in Mummy and whatshisnames room

Nor me.

well you took shortcuts with the plumbing !!

Yes ....good

I think I preferred him when he was aloof !

His waiting staff need more training. Apart from clearing the plates before everyone was finished, they were reaching across the diners to lift plates.

He could win at this rate !!

Sure did.

 Good enough for them.

Do you think he really cooks breakfast ???

Exactly  

Horrible metal beds..not comfy to sit up and read or watch telly

That toast is still un toasted !

That toast looked like warm bread, not toast.

No ....and very cheap looking 

I agree.

Breakfast doesn't look anything special 

yes....its funny when people boast about how good they are and its really not

I think he could end up the winner ...cos his rooms are reasonably priced ....so doubt they will underpay by much