two women are going to clash  

She's a pain  

Nick went out of his way to accommodate moany Nana. 

That's cos you're judgemental Nana !!

Yes....I'd have slapped her !! 

can't remember if it comes back to bite her on the bum 

she is only weee

I do hope so.

I hope so , cos she's annoying the heck out if me  

I feel sorry for Nick because whilst his food may not have been up to much, he was a bally good egg 

so am I   I'm the person that's smaller than Oscar Pistorius the blade runner when he's on his stumps 

I agree, Pengy, he's a nice chap.

Yes And I think Nana marked him down simply cos she says he's posh !

deceptively simple - bit like her then 

i think I will give her menu a miss !

Did she just spoon dip  

 ok I will slap her and you can watch

We weren't allowed patent either  

Nana is wearing Bacofoil for a dress.

  I'll be videoing it to share her humiliation on youtube 

Soup is far too thick.

PMSL Soup was very thick 

the croutons look a bit rustic and the soup too thick

This menu is pants.

Too much baby food 

presentation isn't bad but I still don't think this is a good meal 

Politics at the dinner table along with religion and....whats the other banned thing?

Her flat is very echoey ......and she is very loud !! * ducks as Pengy explodes over the politics*  

Nanoo.

sex and toilet functions!  

Its all slop really

Nanoo nanoo

I may be very far away from Nick in his political leanings but even I wouldn't take the piddle out of his accent 

only a fool would bring up religion or politics at a dinner party and nanou nanou (see what I did there) is a fool 

Maybe she doesn't like food that you have to chew?

Oh drat