Countryside looks nice , and rooms look better than the outside 

very stuck in the 1970s but if it's clean then meh! 

Yes Not impressed with any of the places we've seen clips of yet 

Yes ...rooms do look clean ,...and he said what I did

Ardrossan is near the sea, but not really a seaside town.

is it £65 per night per person or per couple????  I really think they should make that clear to us viewers 

Oh ok  

 Yes, they should.

OK I'm liking the farmhouse 

I thought he said * room* ....we need Aimee to check it out for us  

Nearby Saltcoats (or Troon or Largs) is where people tend to go for a day trip to the beach.

Rooms and bathrooms look ok ....except for the headboard  

Yes, it looked very nice.

This place looks much better on the inside than it does on the outside.

just checked on tripadvisor - it's only got 9 reviews (so wondering if they've been trading long?) but all gave 5* and said it was excellent value 

I'd love a go at curling but not the brushing bit as that's too much like housework 

When I was growing up, it was only The Young Farmers who did curling.

 Too right.

....and  

....not you then ??? 

 Nope! Although we did stay on my dad's friend's farm for a week each May, to let the farmer go on holiday.

Not sure I'm going to like the pub couple

Is this site running OK for you lot?  Mine is very slow and I'm not sure if it's because of my tinterweb connection 

I reckon that qualifies you

It's fine for me Pengy 

big smug and self satisfied for my liking but I shall reserve judgement 

It's okay for me atm.

I hope Hugh doesn't turn , cos at the moment he's the nicest of the lot ...

farmer guy is a bit odd 

He does seem quite nice, atm.

be interesting to see when he's night is over 

Does he have a strange sense of humour - or is weird?

I think both the guys ( not Hugh) are strange ...but at a push I would rather the farmer guy than pub guy ....by a whisker

I defo prefer FIAB to CT 

If he's been doing the B & B for 16 years why has he only got 9 reviews on tripadvisor?????

that porridge didn't look very nice although I imagine it tasted lovely 

 I'm with Hugh on the porridge. My dog does love it though.

We've not seen his Mrs before , have we ???

 I much prefer FIAB

I'm going with weird  at the moment 

I'm having porridge every morning at the moment