Hi Pengy I wish someone would floor him !!!

wouldn't want that twonk near me during an operation 

Nice starter ,..

I was just thinking the same !!! Horrid man 

I hope somebody does pull him up, but I doubt they will.

Hi Pengy.

Hi baz.

those are everso slightly burnt 

Neither would I.

Don't like main though...

Just a tad  

He seems to be able to cook ...

  but Geoff thinks it sounds nass   sorry Wigan people, I'm taking the piddle out of Geoff not you 

He does seem a half decent cook.

I wouldn't want to eat the venison.

I thought he said we'll get a bit of tan going now but he said thyme   then he puts his big nose in it 

Hello all, I'm off work so thought I'd join you

I hope he washes his hands after feeding Mabel 

Yay haven't see you around for ages Supes 

I'll have yours Baz!

Hey there Super Nice to see you

Nass herdresser

Dessert sounds nice. I hope it works out for him, and wipes the smug expression from Nasty Geoff's face.

That dessert is very ambitious

Yes

Ditto

Hi Supes.

Yes, hope he can pull it off 

 Is it really called Mabel?

She's got another sparkly yellow plant

She has brought Simon a yellow version of the orange plant she gave to Alan.

he hasn't named her - his friends have 

Probably the same one

Do you reckon she got a BOGOF?

I bet he loved the plant 

lol 

Someone please put some gaffer tape over Geoff's gob...what a horrible man

Geoff really is a total plonker !!! And he certainly does Wigan no favours !

 Are you sure about that?

Isn't he just !

Lucky man, it must be his birthday!

He is truly awful and he's making my blood boil.