Wouldn't you measure it first !

This girl is as bright as a blackout.

She's a plum!

I'm with nursey on wanting my meat well done  

What has she got on !

Me too.

 Maybe that's what passes as fashion nowadays?

I reckon last nights guy will give her 6 , at the very most ! 

 He is going to be a low and tactical marker.

Not on my planet it doesn't  

 Nor on mine. I can just imagine hubby's face if I came downstairs dressed like that!

Yes, mine too ...

"Bouley-von"

Soup not going down very well 

If she is going to wear that headdress she needs to line it up with her parting ! 

Seems to have been lacking on taste.

 I noticed that too.

That sauce is far too thick.

That main looks a bit meh....

No cats at the dinner table!

The first guy is really nasty ....although I agree with him ( and other guy) about animals at dinner table !!

Geoff better not win  

He is horrible. 

Problem is they gave him a decent score.

Yes ....it's always the way  

Pedicure at a dinner party 

Don't show me his feet! I hate feet!

Strange entertainment.

I could eat the dessert, although I reckon it is very sweet.

Ditto

Told you he would score her low!! 

5 from Mr Nasty.

He's a plank  

Looks like he is even nastier tomorrow night.

Yes  

So, do you think Darren and James will get kicked off today ?

I hope so!