that's hopeful then 

That really does sound rank !

notice she has a cat in the kitchen 

I keep expecting the first woman to forget and break into a Lorraine Chase * Luton Airport* voice

Yes...pot and kettle !

FGS woman just let them eat it 

She's a pain !!!

I'm with Steve - she's not very likeable 

Fingers crossed ...she isn't even second !!!

yay she has't won 

Yayyyyy....mind you , posh bird is marking tactically too !!

Yeah, but she got joint second !!)

don't think Charlotte's was the best menu - Mandy's was but it's also about the hosting and she kicked her own backside on that one 

right gotta go it's weigh-in night 

Thanks for the company Pengy ...we will have to wait for Yogi's musings

I have a secret crush on Charlotte.

Gorgeous *swoon*

I'm catching up now.

I vaguely remember the people in this one.

Charlotte's house in very cluttered.

Mandy is annoying me already - I think she annoyed me the first time I saw this.

Get the cat out of the kitchen when you are cooking!

Is Charlotte a bit bonkers?

The starter looks nice.

I would find it off-putting to find shot in my meal.

I remember Steve getting stuck in the loo.

Dessert is a bit messy.

Decent scores for Charlotte.

Now it's Michael's turn.

Not keen on tuna paté, but at least he is making it and the bread from scratch.

I would like the dessert.

What is he doing with the duck for the main - did I miss it?

Hattie Jacques!!

Some of that duck looks quite raw to me.

Main could have done with a sauce.

Mandy is a pain in the butt nit-picker.

Steve's main sounds nice. Not keen on his starter as I don't like scallops.

Mandy is far more annoying than I remembered.

Steve has cut a few corners.

Mandy is relishing this 'brutal honesty' stuff. She's horrible!

That was a lot of Balsamic that he added to the potatoes!

Too long between courses. Steve got his timings wrong.

Another cat in the kitchen alert!

Somebody zip Mandy's critical gob please!

Another shortcut with his dessert.

I wouldn't fancy my food being cooked in manky sea water.

I want Mandy's night to be a disaster.

She is a big head.

I'm with Steve, I don't like Mandy either - had you guessed?

Starter sounds rank to me.

Mandy is overpowering. She needs to shut up.

FGS, does she ever shut up? Please don't let her win.

Well, I'm glad Charlotte won, rather than Moaning Mandy.

See you tomorrow.

Renton !

Good musings Yogi  

 Thanks Baz

Brilliant musings Yogi  you're getting good at this 

I agree

 Thank you both.

Afternoon Diners

afternoon

Hi everyone.

Surely he isn't shooting in Croydon?

what a pretentious bloke with a pretentious menu 

Yep.

Hi Pengy & Yogi  not sure I've seen this one 

An annoying bunch tonight.

He can keep his fruits de mer!

Hi Baz I think we would have remembered this lot.

it's not ringing a bell with me yet but that could change 

Should be good then

 We'll be grrring soon.

No, I've not seen this lot , cos I would defo have remembered them

Yeah , right after the adverts methinks  

Ooo so Angelique tells him she doesn't like his food - now he knows what his hosts feel when he visits them - he said in his promo that he's very critical and isn't afraid of telling people how bad their meals are 

 Karma bites him on the butt.