Yes  

I know *prays to rain/storm god to stop dumping rain on us* 

HI gross  

Thats disgusting....pulling nasal hair out and eating it(did she)

revolting 

Is it mace?

they don't look impressed and hotel inspector is being a right biatch with her 50 questions 

Main looked ok ....but I would need it cooked more 

Yes  

no its sezchuan pepper

might be or is it cloves?

too thick that pastry for me

didn't look nice to me 

I reckon Jo is marking him on his pecs!!

I think he said cloves,fennel,star anise

No , I wouldn't like it

did he then you're correct with the sezchuan pepper 

I hope she doesn't win !!

I'm sure we all give our pineapples a short back and sides before we serve our prawn cocktail in it 

That's a huge starter !!!

Boring main !

what has crawled up the hotel inspector's backside?   she won't have grown the fruit - does she grow fruit/veg and rear her own animals to be used in meals? 

No....mind you she can be as picky as she likes with this one

Wendy made an effort to dress up didn't she 

labels still on the new glasses 

Prices on the glasses

Snap

Bone

ha ha she's still trying to work out why they didn't like her starter 

Had to start again..forum playing up

stir fry ready Pengy!

I know  

  *passes over plate* 

prawn cocktail....in a pineapple...hmmm

More gross  

Well I don't think she's going to win .....

Pudding is HUGE

but she went to the trouble of giving the pineapple a hair cut 

why on earth do people think that strangers want to strip off and get into a hot tub????? 

Oh good .... 

an ex laying hen who still lays 

It amazes me ....I sure wouldn't want to !!!