Nice menu.

starter is a bit simple but nice none the less.

what dos John like?  he's been nasty about everyone's meal 

He's being tactical.

Nice presentation too.

I thought so too 

I hope Sean wins.

me too - there isn't a chef alive that could satisfy and please that plonker 

When we were kids, my mum used to say, it's not enough to say sorry, you have to show that you're sorry.

John says sorry but he doesn't mean it.

oh dear what a shame the fondant wasn't oozing but it looked lovely on the plate 

he is quick to criticise and slow to praise 

your mum was right

And that's not a nice personality trait.

I don't care if John's food is perfect, I hope they mark him down.

I love the Isle of Man 

I'd do it on principle 

don't I'd have nightmares 

Nope. I'd throttle him.

That house is imposing.

I hope they don't fall for the nice guy persona and get fooled into giving him higher marks than he deserves 

I hop not, Pegy.

the curry looks odd 

Doesn't look appetising.

It was a horrible colour.

the pudding is rank   although I'd eat the ice cream 

Hahaha, he was third.