quote:Originally posted by lalilala:
Ooh can't wait for tomorrows lol!!
LOl... hi & bye lailala
Curses, I've missed it!!
+1 for me methinks.
+1 for me methinks.
Just missed you all again! There's an evil rumour I'm not welcome here at 5.30 
Anyhoo, here we go...
Dayyyyy One...
Preston, Lancs.
Nigel, the lost Chuckle Bro, lol. He's cute.
Cod N chowder for starters.
The carpet fitter looks like Craig Charles' evil twin! Minus dreads.
What's the matter with contestant numbers 3's face? I'm sure she's a nice woman but her face is upside down or inside out or something?
Oooh! He has an erection in his garden a la Hollywood stylie. Love it!
Oh his name is Bernard, suits.
Young guy looks like Zippy.
Main chicken, yum.
We have a blonde bombshell. More flipping boobs this week. Fake though.
His house is loverly,lol @ his pinny, I love the word pinny.
Lashings of tabasco going in, I like the look of that. I'm starving.
He's a card, old Nigel.
I've always wanted to know how to stop a roux going lumpy!
Strawbs look goood though.
Ahhhh Valerie is here..... Zippy looking like James Bond, Bernie is here looking vile and here'sss Dawn! Still, he's used to drag acts.
These are a right bunch arn't they?
I'm missing Paddy already.
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Anyhoo, here we go...
Dayyyyy One...
Preston, Lancs.
Nigel, the lost Chuckle Bro, lol. He's cute.
Cod N chowder for starters.
The carpet fitter looks like Craig Charles' evil twin! Minus dreads.
What's the matter with contestant numbers 3's face? I'm sure she's a nice woman but her face is upside down or inside out or something?
Oooh! He has an erection in his garden a la Hollywood stylie. Love it!
Oh his name is Bernard, suits.
Young guy looks like Zippy.
Main chicken, yum.
We have a blonde bombshell. More flipping boobs this week. Fake though.
His house is loverly,lol @ his pinny, I love the word pinny.
Lashings of tabasco going in, I like the look of that. I'm starving.
He's a card, old Nigel.
I've always wanted to know how to stop a roux going lumpy!
Strawbs look goood though.
Ahhhh Valerie is here..... Zippy looking like James Bond, Bernie is here looking vile and here'sss Dawn! Still, he's used to drag acts.
These are a right bunch arn't they?
I'm missing Paddy already.
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Nigel in the kitchen, guests exploring his celeb's piccies and garden.
Oh no, cheap wine. Nige isn't impressed but they dressed up so he's a happy bunny.
Mmm the chowder looks delish.
Bernie is eating with his mouth open, I hate that.
What IS it with R Val's face? I can't stop looking at it...
Starter comments are so so. The marquee looks fab.
That chicken and colcannon really looks nice. And presented well.
HA HA HA HAHAHAHAHA!
Knickerbockerglory, brings back memories.
HA HA HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
That's not gonna get annoying is it?
Oooh! Bernie's got the 'ump.
Dawn in tears. crikey.
What a pranet.
I wouldn't hug the git. Smother him, maybe.
Good comments.
Good scores.
A score of 32...
OMG @ tomorrow's show!
Well well well, so you all tomorrow!
Oh no, cheap wine. Nige isn't impressed but they dressed up so he's a happy bunny.
Mmm the chowder looks delish.
Bernie is eating with his mouth open, I hate that.
What IS it with R Val's face? I can't stop looking at it...
Starter comments are so so. The marquee looks fab.
That chicken and colcannon really looks nice. And presented well.
HA HA HA HAHAHAHAHA!
Knickerbockerglory, brings back memories.
HA HA HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
That's not gonna get annoying is it?
Oooh! Bernie's got the 'ump.
Dawn in tears. crikey.
What a pranet.
I wouldn't hug the git. Smother him, maybe.
Good comments.
Good scores.
A score of 32...
OMG @ tomorrow's show!
Well well well, so you all tomorrow!
I've found you..couldn't understand where you had all gone. Isn't that Bernard a pain in the rear end.
Isn't that Bernard a pain in the rear end.quote:Originally posted by Hollygolightly:
I've found you..couldn't understand where you had all gone.
yep - it's all about him or so he'd like to think grrrrrr
*dons Amy Winehouse garb and sings Valerie at the top of the show.
The summary looks horrific at what's to come.
But it's Val's night. Day 2.
Ooooh they are playing aforesaid song lol!!!!
Bernard is very rude
Dessert is a fruit puff.
Main pheasant.
Starter jumbo prawns.
Ooooh, I do like those shells she's serving the starter in, very nice.
Val really wants da money, bless her.
She's a funny old bird but growing on me.
Here's Paul. Dawn. Nigel. Oh cripes, here's Bernie. Who lives across the way. Poor Val.
The summary looks horrific at what's to come.
But it's Val's night. Day 2.
Ooooh they are playing aforesaid song lol!!!!
Bernard is very rude
Dessert is a fruit puff.
Main pheasant.
Starter jumbo prawns.
Ooooh, I do like those shells she's serving the starter in, very nice.
Val really wants da money, bless her.
She's a funny old bird but growing on me.
Here's Paul. Dawn. Nigel. Oh cripes, here's Bernie. Who lives across the way. Poor Val.
High spirits to start.
We have a hostess trolley, I never expected anything less.
Here come the prawn mornay. Looks nice. I would eat it anyway. Paul likes it, Dawn likes it, Bernie likes it!
Val is so strange.
Frying "game chips". Her pheasant is moist.
Look slightly on par with budgies.
Dry from Paul..... tough from Nige....
Bernie telling a tales of eating scorpions from Cambodia.
FFS, Dawn is throwing up. Great,they can all hear.
What a wuss.
She's back.
Bernie's off again with the snake story...
Here comes dessert. Strawbs and kiwi drowning in cream.
Oh dear, Bernie's rolling his eyes at Dawn's story. Oh no, Bernie's off!!
Oh, he's sooooo rude!
Swearing..
Walking out...
Never seen such the like.
He has issues, big time.
Poor Val.
Forget Bernie, what about the food??
Nigel says vile. Dawn liked it, Paul vaguely liked it.
A 29, she won't be going shopping now.
What a kerfuffle!!!!!!
Oh well, see you tomorrow.
We have a hostess trolley, I never expected anything less.
Here come the prawn mornay. Looks nice. I would eat it anyway. Paul likes it, Dawn likes it, Bernie likes it!
Val is so strange.
Frying "game chips". Her pheasant is moist.
Look slightly on par with budgies.
Dry from Paul..... tough from Nige....
Bernie telling a tales of eating scorpions from Cambodia.
FFS, Dawn is throwing up. Great,they can all hear.
What a wuss.
She's back.
Bernie's off again with the snake story...
Here comes dessert. Strawbs and kiwi drowning in cream.
Oh dear, Bernie's rolling his eyes at Dawn's story. Oh no, Bernie's off!!
Oh, he's sooooo rude!
Swearing..
Walking out...
Never seen such the like.
He has issues, big time.
Poor Val.
Forget Bernie, what about the food??
Nigel says vile. Dawn liked it, Paul vaguely liked it.
A 29, she won't be going shopping now.
What a kerfuffle!!!!!!
Oh well, see you tomorrow.
quote:Originally posted by Baz:
Sorry folks... got a cold and was feeling a bitBut will be back tomorrow
Hope you feel better soon xquote:Originally posted by Baz:
Sorry folks... got a cold and was feeling a bit
hope you feel better soon Baz
Sunnie as always
I'm almost nervous to go home and watch tonight's after last night!
Ewwww, that knob head Bernard just tasted his sauce and stuck the spoon back in it....horrible isn't he.....
Doesn't that Woman have a strange accent, or way of talking!!!!!
Could they have found a more hideous bunch than this lot? I think not!!
Could they have found a more hideous bunch than this lot? I think not!!
Hiya Baz! 
She was bloody rude leaving before desert!!!! Cheeky mare!
Saying that, if I had to put up with the others, I'd leave early too!
See you Tomorrow Baz!
She was bloody rude leaving before desert!!!! Cheeky mare!
Saying that, if I had to put up with the others, I'd leave early too! See you Tomorrow Baz!
quote:Originally posted by Baz:
Sunnie.... great LUT by the way
Thanks for the LUT Sunnie!
Thanks guys
So here we go again with the Come Dine with Loonies episodes.
Love the way they put the HAHAHAHAHAHHAAAA HA HA on at the beginning.
Day 3 in Preston. Bernard's Night.
Regurgitating the previous nights' rudeness.
Sooooo, Bernie buying flowers for the girls.
Main, jerk chicken and macaroni cheese... 3 for 2 chicken, Bernie likes a bargain but then, so do I
Starter, chicken and coconut soup, don't fancy that at all. Must taste like coco body butter.
Bernie out on patio, chopping his nuts and whoops, his sauce is all over aforesaid patio...
Microwaving the chicken?????????
Lashings of spice and yet served with a plain macaroni cheese? Bizarre.
That bar in the garden is extremely naff.
Dessert.. run poached pear..
Everyone is looking forward to the night... NOT!!!
Dress code : caribbean..
And a rug as a pressie.
Paul, Nige in nice shirts. Dawn in a ...coat.
Vaaalllerieeeee looks swish, bless her.
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So here we go again with the Come Dine with Loonies episodes.
Love the way they put the HAHAHAHAHAHHAAAA HA HA on at the beginning.
Day 3 in Preston. Bernard's Night.
Regurgitating the previous nights' rudeness.
Sooooo, Bernie buying flowers for the girls.
Main, jerk chicken and macaroni cheese... 3 for 2 chicken, Bernie likes a bargain but then, so do I
Starter, chicken and coconut soup, don't fancy that at all. Must taste like coco body butter.
Bernie out on patio, chopping his nuts and whoops, his sauce is all over aforesaid patio...
Microwaving the chicken?????????
Lashings of spice and yet served with a plain macaroni cheese? Bizarre.
That bar in the garden is extremely naff.
Dessert.. run poached pear..
Everyone is looking forward to the night... NOT!!!
Dress code : caribbean..
And a rug as a pressie.
Paul, Nige in nice shirts. Dawn in a ...coat.
Vaaalllerieeeee looks swish, bless her.
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Bernie opens with the flowers. Well, a nice gesture.
What poor woman shares a water bed and mirror with Bernie?
Oh, he loves being in charge, he really wants centre stage.
Soup seems to have gone down well.
That chicken does look good I must admit. Spicy crispy with rice and a pot of macaroni cheese.
Nige isn't a fan. Rock hard. Nor does anyone else like it.
Bernie is chatting like there's no tomorrow and therefore is very happy.
DAWN HAS LEFT!!! Lmao, she's tired...
No comments about pud, straight to taxi, all talking about Dawn's narcolespy (sp).
Val didn't like the pear, nor did Paul, Dawn's having hers tomorrow. Oh, it's been delivered?!?
Bernie. 17 with terrible comments.
This is so strange. Anyway, see you all tomorrow.
What poor woman shares a water bed and mirror with Bernie?
Oh, he loves being in charge, he really wants centre stage.
Soup seems to have gone down well.
That chicken does look good I must admit. Spicy crispy with rice and a pot of macaroni cheese.
Nige isn't a fan. Rock hard. Nor does anyone else like it.
Bernie is chatting like there's no tomorrow and therefore is very happy.
DAWN HAS LEFT!!! Lmao, she's tired...
No comments about pud, straight to taxi, all talking about Dawn's narcolespy (sp).
Val didn't like the pear, nor did Paul, Dawn's having hers tomorrow. Oh, it's been delivered?!?
Bernie. 17 with terrible comments.
This is so strange. Anyway, see you all tomorrow.
which one is it tonight?
quote:Originally posted by Baz:quote:Originally posted by Pengy:
which one is it tonight?
I think it's the *dozy* bird!!
may as well watch it as there's nothing else on and kids have been watered and fed and are playing in the garden
quote:Originally posted by Sunnie:
Bernie opens with the flowers. Well, a nice gesture.
What poor woman shares a water bed and mirror with Bernie?
Oh, he loves being in charge, he really wants centre stage.
Soup seems to have gone down well.
That chicken does look good I must admit. Spicy crispy with rice and a pot of macaroni cheese.
Nige isn't a fan. Rock hard. Nor does anyone else like it.
Bernie is chatting like there's no tomorrow and therefore is very happy.
DAWN HAS LEFT!!! Lmao, she's tired...
No comments about pud, straight to taxi, all talking about Dawn's narcolespy (sp).
Val didn't like the pear, nor did Paul, Dawn's having hers tomorrow. Oh, it's been delivered?!?
Bernie. 17 with terrible comments.
This is so strange. Anyway, see you all tomorrow.
LOL... brilliant LUTing as always Sunnie
quote:Originally posted by Pengy:quote:Originally posted by Baz:quote:Originally posted by Pengy:
which one is it tonight?
I think it's the *dozy* bird!!
may as well watch it as there's nothing else on and kids have been watered and fed and are playing in the garden
Well it certainly was a one off!
I think Dawn is incredibly rude 
but I want her hot tub
but I want her hot tub
Gawd that Dawn is up herself..."I got my Husband to pick me up in the Lotus"...not the car!!!
She puts me in mind of a leather back turtle....
She puts me in mind of a leather back turtle....
quote:Originally posted by Baz:quote:Originally posted by Pengy:
I think Dawn is incredibly rude
but I want her hot tub
LOL.... Just think we watched this on C4 Forum ..... I wish Green Fairy has made it over
I know I miss GF
Marg doesn't come here either
OMG what a dingbat - of course it was going to shred plastic
quote:Originally posted by Pengy:quote:Originally posted by Baz:quote:Originally posted by Pengy:
I think Dawn is incredibly rude
but I want her hot tub
LOL.... Just think we watched this on C4 Forum ..... I wish Green Fairy has made it over
I know I miss GF
No.... but I think that is cos of the timings... it is usually her tea.... plus the problem of missing one
Yuk that looks minging probably tastes better than it looks
probably tastes better than it looks