I think it was MoFo who was ranting about telephone cold calling (incidentally I have had FOUR cold calling recorded messages today) but what riles me more, is people coming to my door. This evening, well 5 mins ago, I had my littlest one sleeping, and middle one was tucked up nicely in bed, while I was reading a story. Doorbell goes, dog goes mental, baby wakes up, screams, I think I'd better go downstairs incase it's a neighbour in need or something, and it was a bloody woman wanting money for charity. I just looked at her and said, I'm reading a bedtime story and you've just woken the baby. She walked away looking a little 
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, how fricking dare they come to my door, my own private bloody place??!!
*rant over*

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, how fricking dare they come to my door, my own private bloody place??!!
*rant over*