Oh looks like a handbag fight coming up..
Pengy!
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Pengy!
snap 
Sprouts? 
Sprouts 
The sprout thing sounds a bit weird (and I love sprouts)
I don't think this bloke's got a hope in hell.
What the hell is he doing with those sprouts? 
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What the hell is he doing with those sprouts?
I don't think he knows himself, Saz.
can someone send for the men in white coats cos Neil deffo needs to be carted away
Sprouts???
That doesn't look very good
How innovative! Susie's made a jacket from Quality Street wrappers.
For a nano-sec, Ms. Starchy looked like Cerys Matthews (left side profile and if you squint)
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How innovative! Susie's made a jacket from Quality Street wrappers.
I just spat my tea over my screen reading this Reference:
Cerys Matthews
She does a wee bit!
I'd leg it now. Nothing would make me eat his food - nothing!
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How innovative! Susie's made a jacket from Quality Street wrappers.
kaffff u baaaad
*passes Pengy a tissue*
Cajun and Thai?
"The difference between very well done and rare, is a clever chef"...?
What's she on?
What's she on?
Tory girl spouting political guff again.
Splits
I'd rather be on the dole than on da pole
Of course I always get my guests to pole dance when I hold a dinner party 
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Cajun and Thai?
I thought that was a really random combo
Oh foot in mouth about their looks..prat!
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I'd rather be on the dole than on da pole
That necklace is very subtle
What the hell?
His Bombe looks like it's exploded